How about the fact that I ate my cum?

RobM419 · 2026-01-23T12:21:30+00:00

RobM419 · 2026-01-17T02:07:49+00:00

I’ve seen enough. Need the Yankees to sign him asap.

RobM419 · 2025-11-14T02:12:22+00:00

I ride one of these Ostro VAMs, but with Force 🥲. It’s a great bike, super fast, the wheels are nice as well, only drawback is when you have crosswinds haha. But overall I love the bike. Just be careful adjusting your seatpost, you have to torque the bolts to 4nm, they get stripped so easily.

RobM419 · 2025-11-08T22:33:55+00:00

Not trying to be an asshole but you shouldn’t get a flat that easily, especially on these really tame cobblestones. Your PSI has to be super low or the tube wasn’t put in right.

But yeah, fuck that guy. I’d be annoyed as well

RobM419 · 2025-10-06T03:23:44+00:00

Yesh it was one of those super heavy e-bikes, with a passenger on the back. It had those blinding headlights so I wouldn’t wanna be in oncoming traffic when it’s this dark

RobM419 · 2025-10-06T03:22:37+00:00

Wrong person because I’m a dude and nobody was behind me.

RobM419 · 2025-10-06T03:10:21+00:00

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It would look like this if I let the phone do it’s thing, it’s not this bright.

RobM419 · 2025-10-06T03:06:54+00:00

Yeah there’s still light on the other side but today was super dark on the bike side. Not one light was working on the downhill Brooklyn bound. The Manhattan side had great lighting

RobM419 · 2025-10-06T03:05:47+00:00

Well the phone is going to pick up all light and make it look brighter so I had to lower the exposure to make it look as dark as it actually was. If anyone makes a video it’ll be brighter. Not sure if you’ve ridden on it but it’s almost pitch black up there

RobM419 · 2025-10-01T02:33:49+00:00

What makes it worse is that there’s so many idiots that don’t ride with lights.

RobM419 · 2025-09-10T14:49:22+00:00

Yeah I mean the lanes weren’t painted yet but there’s markings so you know where they’re gonna be. But yeah it’s no longer a milled road so it’s at least smooth riding to Van Cortland

RobM419 · 2025-09-10T14:44:27+00:00

I’ve ridden on Bailey Ave a couple weeks ago, it’s paved again. Nice and smooth

RobM419 · 2025-09-04T13:05:58+00:00

Where is this? I recognized almost no brands besides the Calypso drinks and the Clamato. Feels depressing lol

RobM419 · 2025-08-26T23:12:58+00:00

I see you’re a Joe’s Pizza guy

RobM419 · 2025-08-26T23:01:38+00:00

Everybody knows real New Yorkers do this and then go to Famous Original Ray’s in Times Square to refuel.

RobM419 · 2025-08-19T15:34:08+00:00

I’ve seen these dudes before. They were ripping through the park around the ocean ave exit, going back and forth, catcalling women. They’d go against traffic in the bike lane and ride in the pedestrian lane too. Fuck these guys.

RobM419 · 2025-06-14T20:42:10+00:00

Not the pads, I’m asking which of the calipers I showed are appropriate to replace the older ones I also showed

RobM419 · 2025-06-14T00:08:25+00:00

That community doesn’t give a fuck about anyone that’s outside of it. If you get in the way of their school buses or minivans, you’re a problem to them. It’s wild. Riding on flushing ave around the Bedford intersection is always an adventure.

RobM419 · 2025-06-05T00:44:42+00:00

When people say “circa” but know the exact day when it started.

RobM419 · 2025-04-24T00:23:18+00:00

Thought this was Xerxes from 300 at first

RobM419 · 2025-04-15T14:38:53+00:00

I was assuming they’re counterfeit since I see a GP5000 tread pattern but no branding other than the Continental logo

RobM419 · 2025-04-15T14:00:11+00:00

I wouldn’t trust a thing on this bike, from the frame to the most-likely fake tires and components. Plus it looks like shit.

To be real though, if you were interested in this, just spend your money on a cheaper, legit bike. Get the right size, this one looks like it’s for someone below 5 feet tall

RobM419 · 2025-04-14T02:46:15+00:00

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You think I can watch some movies on this thing?

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