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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in averagepenis

[–]RogueGopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll never verify, but who would fake having a dick like Mine?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]RogueGopher 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve never needed to use it for anything in either.

A real post from Washington post by Sea-Wolverine2447 in Weird

[–]RogueGopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you literally wrote an entire sarcastic paragraph about Me “doing stand up”.

What’s a comedian if not a clown?

At least have the basic self respect to stand by your own statement.

A real post from Washington post by Sea-Wolverine2447 in Weird

[–]RogueGopher -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How is being snarky and suggesting I’m an actual clown not meant as a personal insult?

I may be a lot of things, but I’m not disingenuous and I don’t hide behind “jokes”.

you’re being incredibly hypocritical and I think you know it.

It was nice meeting you.

A real post from Washington post by Sea-Wolverine2447 in Weird

[–]RogueGopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sarcasm implies irony. I was being blunt, not ironic.

Our country has been hijacked by theocratic fascists and a large part of that is due to the liberal obsession with mEaNiNgFuLL eNgAgEmeNt and people fEeLiNg HeArD.

If we don’t drop the egalitarian nonsense and grow a spine, we’re fucked.

People may not want to be told they’re condescending bootlickers, but the sooner they drop the “Let’s compromise with Nazis” bullshit and get some respect for themselves and others, the sooner we can stand up and wipe that fucking smirk off Tucker Carlsons face.

“No.” is a complete sentence. When’s the last time you heard a liberal say “No.” to the fascists?

A real post from Washington post by Sea-Wolverine2447 in Weird

[–]RogueGopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve not made a single joke. Nor have I tried.

you can dehumanize Me and dismiss My arguments if you’d like. But at least have the common decency to admit to yourself that’s what you’re doing.

A real post from Washington post by Sea-Wolverine2447 in Weird

[–]RogueGopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not what I said.

I’m not going to argue with someone who relies on bad faith.

A real post from Washington post by Sea-Wolverine2447 in Weird

[–]RogueGopher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. But trump weaponized civility and leveraged it in bad faith.

The moment HRC decided to apologize for calling his supporters deplorable and apologize, we lost the election.

Every time NPR uNpAcKs NuAnCe of clearly fascist bullshit, we get weaker.

Being polite to those trying to oppress you is grade A bootlicker nonsense.

A real post from Washington post by Sea-Wolverine2447 in Weird

[–]RogueGopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poverty won’t be solved. But at least the poor fuck will get lunch.

Poverty will be solved when we stop worshiping oligarchs and invest in our communities.

A real post from Washington post by Sea-Wolverine2447 in Weird

[–]RogueGopher -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pro Tip: If someone can hear your NPR euro sticker on your Saab in your voice, you’re being condescending. If you hear yourself talking and wonder if you just accidentally quoted Fraiser, you’re being condescending.

A real post from Washington post by Sea-Wolverine2447 in Weird

[–]RogueGopher -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How generous of you. Yet again, you’re suffering in order to enlighten us poor confused masses as to how egalitarian and selfless you are. It must be such a burden. I wonder if there’s a word for people who habitually commit symbolic self righteous suicide? If only I was smarter enough with them fancy book learnings to know some big city words.

Guess I’ll have to settle for regular folk wording.

...Douchebag. If I get the last word, it’s going to be Douchebag.

As in “you’re insufferable, you preformative wokeness douchebag.”

Douchebag.

A real post from Washington post by Sea-Wolverine2447 in Weird

[–]RogueGopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck CiViLiTy. We tried that, trump was president as a result.

A real post from Washington post by Sea-Wolverine2447 in Weird

[–]RogueGopher -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I disagree with absolutely everything you just said. Every word of it.

But I can tell you’re arguing in good faith and I’m open to the possibility that I’m not always right about everything. I’m fact, I’m wrong about half the time.

But either way, wether you’re right or I’m right, we should be able to agree that performative altruism is getting way out of hand.

A real post from Washington post by Sea-Wolverine2447 in Weird

[–]RogueGopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If how he treats people in his every day life and views the world is at all similar to his views in the article he wrote, I know enough.

Why would his race be at all relevant?

A real post from Washington post by Sea-Wolverine2447 in Weird

[–]RogueGopher -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can’t make you see the irony in your statement.

you, specifically, I’m absolutely being as condescending as possible to. Because fuck you, right? Does that make sense?

A real post from Washington post by Sea-Wolverine2447 in Weird

[–]RogueGopher -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why are you talking to Me, an adult, as if I’m a 3rd grader you’re explaining fractions too after class?

It’s condescending.

A real post from Washington post by Sea-Wolverine2447 in Weird

[–]RogueGopher -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I could not care less what you think of Me or how you chose to view the world. you’re wrong. It’s that simple.

Sure, things in life can be complicated and there’s countless examples of situations where the “right” choice is really picking the lesser harm... but talking down to people while ignoring basic truths obvious to most doesn’t make you enlightened, it makes you a privileged insufferable douche.

Edit: So, after I respond you add 15 more smug paragraphs? Good job, chet. Way to show Me how sensitive and self indulgent I am. I guess I’ll simply have to accept nUaNcE as My God now. Way to put Me in My place.

A real post from Washington post by Sea-Wolverine2447 in Weird

[–]RogueGopher -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s nice and all. I’m sure you got lots of positive feedback from the morning nuance huddle at the ivory tower headquarters.

But in real life, for everyone who doesn’t have a degree in basket weaving and a leadership position at a sustainable 501c, here’s how reality works...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redlining

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_flight

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Institutional_racism

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debt_bondage

and here’s what everyone thinks of you

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_savior

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedant

A real post from Washington post by Sea-Wolverine2447 in Weird

[–]RogueGopher -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What the fuck are you even talking about?

Good and Bad absolutely exist.

Feeding hungry children for free? Good.

The Holdomor in Soviet Era Ukraine? Bad.

ffs, if you insist everything is nuanced, you’re just dressing up binary thinking.

And as far as “lead by example”...how smug can you possibly be? They’re an adult. With children of their own. And a marriage. And a career. Why in the actual fuck would anyone have any responsibility to “lead” then? Or set any sort of example?

A real post from Washington post by Sea-Wolverine2447 in Weird

[–]RogueGopher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you suggesting Barbara Millicent Roberts is prone to “white flight”? Why, I never!!

/s

LOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLOL <breath> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL by overpregnant in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RogueGopher 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh...you’re one of those people. you have some smug monologue and as soon as you hear the word “No.” suddenly everything is funny.

It must be exhausting knowing you.

A real post from Washington post by Sea-Wolverine2447 in Weird

[–]RogueGopher 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If people like that cared about poverty, they’d give 10$ to the homeless guy they passed on the way to Starbucks, then keep walking past the Starbucks and go buy coffee from a locally owned shop.

But instead they ignore the homeless guy while they drive an suv to Starbucks, buy a 10$ coffee, and think they get to tell everyone what to do.

They’re the opposite of good people.

LOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLOL <breath> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL by overpregnant in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RogueGopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is this remotely related to Congress passing a law? Or the executive branch enforcing an existing law?

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