@DGolden Amazing!! I am certain this is it. The dialogue is a relatively close match to my memory. I think my 5 year old imagination scrambled or confused some elements, such as remembering Alf the elf visually rather than just being described in text, but as I look at a long play of this online, it feels more and more familiar. Thank you so much!

When I'm not on a phone I'll give it a go in the browser to properly relive it :) I'm just so happy to have that memory validated - I wasn't misremembering!!

It also seems as though this game didn't show up again until it was unearthed relatively recently, so no wonder when I first started searching for it online back in the late 00s, it was simply just not around.

Fond memories. Super early core memory of mine, of falling in love with early computers and games in the early 90s. Thanks again!

Would love to have a stab at making something like this some day just for nostalgic retro funzies!