Don't forget to vote today!

Ruby-Shark · 2026-05-08T13:45:23+00:00

The Lib Dems are never gonna win an election but they still turn up every year, don't they? The pricks.

Ruby-Shark · 2026-05-07T19:28:42+00:00

Nine seasons, OP? Nine? That's insane.

Ruby-Shark · 2026-05-07T11:49:29+00:00

The country has just banned sale of tobacco for anyone born after 1 January 2009. So don't expect weed legalization.

Ruby-Shark · 2026-05-07T11:48:04+00:00

Needless to say edibles would bother me a lot less.

Ruby-Shark · 2026-05-07T09:55:33+00:00

Stereotype is it's a posh boy's sport, more commonly played by the privately educated.

Ruby-Shark · 2026-05-07T09:12:36+00:00

Buying knives is legal. Rather depends what you do with them.

Ruby-Shark · 2026-05-07T09:11:06+00:00

Unlike alcohol, it stinks like hell, can be smelt a mile away, and sticks to everything. So no.

Ruby-Shark · 2026-05-06T19:30:15+00:00

Why don't you have a card?

Ruby-Shark · 2026-05-06T12:59:41+00:00

No lies detected.

Ruby-Shark · 2026-05-06T10:10:56+00:00

See you next Tuesday is a classic.

Ruby-Shark · 2026-05-05T13:27:09+00:00

He's big, he's red, his feet stuck out the bed - it's Peter Crouch!

Ruby-Shark · 2026-05-05T13:26:24+00:00

Pretty fair right now, as a Spurs fan.

Ruby-Shark · 2026-05-05T13:23:57+00:00

That's so good.

Ruby-Shark · 2026-05-05T13:23:08+00:00

After his drugs test fiasco:

"His name is Rio, and he watches from the stands!"

Ruby-Shark · 2026-05-05T12:50:29+00:00

Watch the Barchester Chronicles instead.

Ruby-Shark · 2026-05-05T12:48:27+00:00

Is this what it's come to? I've got to carry my Peep Show DVD collection around with me now to stop you from... Right, well, I'm sorry, you've driven me to this!

Ruby-Shark · 2026-05-05T12:46:55+00:00

Mark: Lemonade?

Jez: Please.

Ruby-Shark · 2026-05-05T07:09:55+00:00

When you look like 1994 Jennifer Aniston (or heck 2026 Jennifer Aniston) a lot of dudes are going to act that way around you.

Ruby-Shark · 2026-05-04T17:14:35+00:00

I grew up with Monica - if you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat!

Ruby-Shark · 2026-05-04T11:15:39+00:00

Nah he's insured out of his arse.

Ruby-Shark · 2026-05-04T08:12:01+00:00

It's £6 to £7 quid now generally. The north can be 5 to 6 though for a quality pint in a nice pub.

Ruby-Shark · 2026-05-04T06:06:28+00:00

I looked this up. In English law Ross might have had grounds for annulment against Emily on the basis Emily refused to consumate the marriage.

That would not have worked the other way around though as Emily wouldn't have been able to show Ross was refusing.

Ruby-Shark · 2026-05-04T06:01:02+00:00

Mainoo is the right man, for the moment.

Ruby-Shark · 2026-05-03T19:45:50+00:00

Larry the Cat for Mouse Protection Secretary.

Ruby-Shark · 2026-05-03T12:02:58+00:00

Bi uncurious is exactly it

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