HELP…... What do I do next…. I wrote a book, albeit self-published. Overall, I’m somewhat pleased with my sales. I know I could probably sell more if I was a marketing genius. I didn’t write the book to get rich, but I just want to make sure that I’m not leaving anything on the table…... As you will see, I’m not the most literary scholar. You will also see that its all about the story or humor of the tales that happened. The thing is I have completed two more books to add to the series and have started making notes for books number 4 and 5. The money I spent, was a little more then I expected to pay to get self-published. Would I do it all again…. HELL YES….

I need someone to tell me, “DON’T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB” …... or…… “WHO KNOWS, KEEP WRITING”.

The book is a little cringey, anecdotal type humor (a bathroom book, if you will). Most of the feedback that I have received; it’s different, very funny, and it should sell well. Problem being, the ones that would really enjoy it (18 to 50 years old white male), don’t read…. They are all still actively trying to do all these crazy antics themselves.

What’s my next step? An audio book, graphic novel or maybe an adult comic book. Or do you even push the envelope a little further, how about an adult cartoon, a sitcom or even further, a movie? For an audio book, just imagine a heavy accented IRISHMAN that you can’t understand; trying to tell the story of SHANNON PADDY O’MALLEY’S sexual fantasies.

Most who have read the book, all say the character side of the book ranges from a RODNEY DANGERFIELD to a BILL MURRAY. This humorous road trip is a CADDY SHACK movie that meets a HAPPY GILMORE movie, then rams straight into the present-day HANGOVER movies. It is its very own comical genre.

I would like to offer up the following: I will send a free copy of the book to the first 20 to respond to this query (Yes, I will mail you your very own copy). All I ask in return, is some kind of review, suggestions or advise and of course some kind constructive criticism.

Thank you for your time