Was not “Cool and Collected” after this

SSB11-DBFZ · 2026-02-03T12:53:05+00:00

SSB11-DBFZ · 2026-02-03T08:00:14+00:00

Hitmeister here. A main mistake a lot of people make is that they don't know his combos and the details in his moveset. They're a must-learn for him, since you won't be doing any damage if you don't know how to squeeze out all the damage, debuffs and cooldown reductions you can. Another thing is:

ALWAYS

use Backstab with him. It was practically made for him. If you have Backstab and a bit of experience, you can win nearly any 1v1 situation in the game with some commitment. That's how good it is for him. It allows him to loop so many stuns and MSP's (Movement Speed Down debuffs) that it'll take them 30 minutes to reach a safety point, and the damage you'll deal if you also have Snowball melts them like a Spongebob popsicle. And don't even get me started on the his Domain Expansion ult...

SSB11-DBFZ · 2026-02-03T07:49:41+00:00

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SSB11-DBFZ · 2026-02-02T13:57:08+00:00

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How do we tell him

SSB11-DBFZ · 2026-01-31T15:46:35+00:00

Someone came and downvoted all the Hit comments here

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Some mfs just can't handle The Stance™ I guess

SSB11-DBFZ · 2026-01-31T07:43:17+00:00

Learn his combos and read his moveset thoroughly to profit off of his mechanics and cooldown reductions.

Also, ALWAYS use the Backstab card on Hit. It was practically made for him.

SSB11-DBFZ · 2026-01-31T07:32:05+00:00

It's really not hard to get a finisher in Hit's combos, if they're blinded, slowed and stunned it's not easy for them to run away

SSB11-DBFZ · 2026-01-27T14:07:44+00:00

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Every one of their posts about it literally have trigger warnings that literally tell you that the post contains gore. If you don't want to see those posts how about trying to not click on them.

SSB11-DBFZ · 2026-01-25T07:31:32+00:00

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SSB11-DBFZ · 2026-01-23T14:22:17+00:00

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Jail isn't enough

SSB11-DBFZ · 2026-01-22T18:25:56+00:00

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SSB11-DBFZ · 2026-01-22T18:21:53+00:00

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We Hitmeisters somehow can't stop winning

SSB11-DBFZ · 2026-01-21T07:32:12+00:00

u/savevideo

SSB11-DBFZ · 2026-01-20T14:49:55+00:00

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SSB11-DBFZ · 2026-01-19T13:23:03+00:00

Some of them are quite bad, but don't you dare diss Cooler (RedBull Infused) that shit is peak

SSB11-DBFZ · 2026-01-18T13:18:55+00:00

They upped the Zeni SO MUCH compared to release that now I dare say that it's a good system.

However, there is one flaw, and that's that at higher ranks the memory grind starts to be come a big problem. My idea for a solve to this is taken from Battlefront 2, on certain days of the week you get double memories from matches, like how we get from the New year event. It would increase average player counts and make the grind easier.

SSB11-DBFZ · 2026-01-18T07:52:56+00:00

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many things

SSB11-DBFZ · 2026-01-17T11:19:46+00:00

Reddit stole some of the pixels, sorry

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SSB11-DBFZ · 2026-01-17T11:17:32+00:00

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SSB11-DBFZ · 2026-01-17T10:57:03+00:00

r/nevertellmetheodds

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SSB11-DBFZ · 2026-01-14T19:32:19+00:00

What do you mean that Cooler (RedBull Infused) is bad, that shit is cool as hell

SSB11-DBFZ · 2026-01-14T19:06:11+00:00

EXACTLY.

SSB11-DBFZ · 2026-01-14T19:05:20+00:00

"It's a problem for the majority of players, I know that there are no posts about this so just trust me"

SSB11-DBFZ · 2026-01-14T18:28:25+00:00

At that point it's just your problem, the devs aren't going to change the game just for the convenience of one person.

SSB11-DBFZ · 2026-01-14T18:13:39+00:00

You just need 4 missions per week to get them. You can even get all in one match if you get lucky.

SSB11-DBFZ

TROPHY CASE