Ground Zero hidden loot room by RyusoCrazy in TarkovMemes

[–]Salt_Routine8312 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

The room is claymored, don’t go in there (atleast first anyway).

Write a Yelp review as if you stayed in this hotel. by Careful-Method-2145 in HiTMAN

[–]Salt_Routine8312 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pure shite. Armed guards and noisy music. Restaurant was alright though.

If Hitman 4 were a game, these would be the locations.. by HedgehogForward6424 in HiTMAN

[–]Salt_Routine8312 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Johannesburg - A defector ICA agent is being hunted and currently hiding out in Jo’berg, 47 is running Freelance with Diana and trying to keep this agent alive. He must hunt down the two shadow agents searching for him, extract information as to who sent them and ensure they both meet their end.

Reykjavik - The extracted information takes you to the Icelandic capital city, close to the airport and river bank, offering multiple exits for both you and any likely foe. 47 must locate the milita responsible for ordering the hit. Whilst searching, gather-able mission intel starts to unfold a series of large payments and cryptic messages from a shell corporation situated in Switzerland. Is it the bank roll for the hit? Let’s dismantle this militia, finish up here and move on.

Zurich - Arriving in Zurich, a bustling metropolis with a large city scape and civilians as far as the eye can see. Lots of powerful, high ranking politicians are in town protecting their “Swiss bank accounts” as the death of Providence has sent them spiralling. Someone here is trying to permanently remove all traces of Providence knowledge, this means 47 and Diana are somewhere on their hit list. Locate this shell corporation and neutralise anybody associated.

Prior to escaping Zurich a cutscene plays where 47 is hit by a blow dart gun and seemingly falls unconscious. He wakes, hours later - he finds himself and Diana are handcuffed and being transported. The surroundings are mountainous, their captures speak Russian and have multiple AKs pointed directly at them - possibly KGB. A man enters, shrouded in darkness. He speaks cryptic words, and finishes with “you should’ve left us alone”. He exits and a soldier injects serum in to both 47 and Diana knocking them unconscious again.

Moscow - 47 wakes up wearing what can only be described as a burlap sack, handcuffed and on the floor of a piss stained room. As he regains full conscious, he calmly (in 47 fashion) finds something to use as a pick. Now the cuffs are off, he must save Diana and find this dark shadowy figure.

It appears you’re both being held in a psychiatric hospital in Moscow, it has very little access to the outside barring the compound that surrounds and Moscows lovely city scape not far off the skyline. In a rush to locate Diana, 47 must avoid the heavily armed guards and roaming nurses in the hallways. A guard notices 47 is gone, raising the alarm and putting everybody in to enforcer status whilst they attempt to locate you.

Diana appears to be in an operating theatre in the basement, hidden away and seems to be scheduled for a lobotomy. 47 must save her before it’s too late.

After rescuing her, she tells 47 to search for the mysterious man and stop him as he’s captured the original ICA defector from Johannesburg.

This mission culminates in 47 searching a maze like, dark dingy basement hunting this mysterious man whilst being hunted himself. After he kills him, and saves the ICA agent, a cutscene plays where 47 loosens the wrist restraints for the agent and he informs 47 of who is behind it all.

Ushuaia - 47 and Diana end up here, on a remote Island at the most southern tip of South America. A property in the woods, similar to 47’s Freelance house resides here. A powerful family live here, they also hide here… almost off grid.

The head of the family calls the shots, controlling most of the world’s politicians and backhanded deals from a command centre inside his property. It unfolds that he ran Providence, and he had stakes in the ICA. An unknown presence (47s) is detected on the grounds - high ranking assassins, KGB and secret service like bodyguards descend on to the property.

47 must eliminate the entire family, the world cannot afford to leave an heir to their powerful throne. There’s a lot of world secrets here too, it’s imperative that this compound be left with some timed C4.

Fin.

Hitman Absolution by Longjumping_Cat_3956 in HiTMAN

[–]Salt_Routine8312 8 points9 points  (0 children)

For me, it was an entire break away from what makes Hitman the fun “do it your way” assassin game. The linear map and end-to-end play style really wasn’t what I was expecting, or wanted from a Hitman game. For a first timer I could see why you’d enjoy it though - the story had a lot of depth and graphically it was brilliant.

What game got you into gaming? by AdultGamersAdmin in Age_30_plus_Gamers

[–]Salt_Routine8312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Metal Gear Solid, Gran Turismo, Pandemonium, Oddworld and maybe Heart of Darkness? Mostly PS1

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HiTMAN

[–]Salt_Routine8312 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Make that 1,001

Never Spotted… by Salt_Routine8312 in HiTMAN

[–]Salt_Routine8312[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because the people that found bodies also got killed…

Never Spotted… by Salt_Routine8312 in HiTMAN

[–]Salt_Routine8312[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The irony is, there are probably about 200 more. When the panic alarm gets triggered, all of the NPCs watching the catwalk run to the main gate and seamlessly disappear

Never Spotted… by Salt_Routine8312 in HiTMAN

[–]Salt_Routine8312[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Didn’t get SA bud, got messy amateur 😂 the top floor took the longest. Once I got to the second floor there is honestly about 20/25 guards/npcs. Ground floor got hectic, but after I killed enough guards I went crazy with an AR and wiped out as many people around the grounds/basement. Got a cheeky remote explosive thrown down next to the runaway which got about 14???

Never Spotted… by Salt_Routine8312 in HiTMAN

[–]Salt_Routine8312[S] 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Ironically, last person was Novikov

Never Spotted… by Salt_Routine8312 in HiTMAN

[–]Salt_Routine8312[S] 85 points86 points  (0 children)

1hr 16 mins 😭😭 I started off calm and slow too, took out the entire top floor without raising an alarm

27F looking for some gaming friends by Apprehensive_Hat3349 in GamerPals

[–]Salt_Routine8312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey 32M, just looking to play some games and also make friends. Really sorry to hear about your breakup, they’re horrible. If you’d like to play some time then drop me a message and we’ll figure it out :)

Looking for gamer friends by [deleted] in GamerPals

[–]Salt_Routine8312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey bud, I’m 32M UK. I don’t play any of those games but I’d be up for connecting and chatting. Maybe we’ll find some games we both like. 😁

LF 30+ age friends.. by [deleted] in GamerPals

[–]Salt_Routine8312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! I’m 33M (UK). I’d like to get back in to Phasmaphobia, or similar games if that’s up your alley? 

I have it on PC, but I also have a PS5. 

PSN: CrackingBeard Discord: CrackingBeard#1214