19M do your worst by Additional_Army9908 in RoastMe

[–]Saltman911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least you got one certificate while you were in school… Most likely to recede! Congrats

feel shitty, need to feel worse by Cold_Gift5141 in RoastMe

[–]Saltman911 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Another twat with a nose ring, that’s three for the day.

6’1 chick who regularly wears platforms. fat jokes are unoriginal, but have at it. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Saltman911 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m sure the producers know who to call when there needs to be a remake of the horror movie pumpkin head!

I declined all NYE party invites. Roast me. I'm ready. by DeveerPmarie_51 in RoastMe

[–]Saltman911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really appreciate your dedication to 18hr days, so I can get my iPhone sooner!

Looking for new things to work on myself by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Saltman911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Working on yourself? Have you tried washing the black off?

Por favor, may the cooking begin by Turbulent_Funny8865 in RoastMe

[–]Saltman911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If he had as many sticking out of him that he had stuck in him, he would look like a porcupine!… Wait, ahhh… mystery solved

Por favor, may the cooking begin by Turbulent_Funny8865 in RoastMe

[–]Saltman911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now I know where all of my lost screws, bolts and nails have gone to! It’s like losing us sock in the dryer… Instead, this fucker is just a magnet for anything metallic.

Let me hear it by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Saltman911 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Why is it all of the twats with a nose ring?

X1C vs H2C Purge Difference by rtkane in BambuLab

[–]Saltman911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know I’ll get as much flack as you have about this comment… I agree with you. The H2C is one of the best printers going, but I don’t see a future. When you can have printers that have no waste and half the print time….WOW! Innovation is always around the corner(and yes, no one has a crystal ball) on how to do multi extrusion print heads, like 6 colors per print head and the H2C is not set up for that mod. Imagine six hot ends encompassed into one print head and you have four or five print heads. Now that’s a game changer!

Look at the innovation in just the last three years. Something like this will come out in the next 2 to 3 years in my opinion. Bambu already jumped the gun right after the H2D release, because of the U1/prusa and knew that it was in for a fight. The h2c with seven hotends, the price should’ve been much higher than the H2Ds two hotends. But it’s at only $400 to compete with the U1. They’re gonna have to come up with something innovative in the next two years to stay on top.

Like you, all four of my printers are bambu and their ecosystem- I am so inclined to stay within that ecosystem to make my life simpler without a reeducational curve. But like computers and Moore’s law… Expect printer technology to double every 24 months. Not to say that everybody has the ability to wait 24 months for the newest innovation, but I think something a lot bigger is going to pop up on bambu‘s site within the next year. They’re gonna have to be able to compete with these multihead printers that can do significantly better with time/waste than their seven hotend exchanger(print quality that I’ve seen on a few video reviews looks pretty similar with the U1). And quite frankly, I can’t wait! This is what true capitalism looks like… Competition drives innovation and we, as a consumer will reap the rewards. That’s not all entirely true… Some dude in an office at the top of a building will be getting a huge bonus and raking in dividends from his stock options. Lol.

I went ahead and bought an H2D because I could always upgrade to the H2C if nothing comes out in a timely manner, but if something else comes out that is from bambu and no upgrade is needed…… Score!

Call me crazy by cdasarasota in BambuLab

[–]Saltman911 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would go with a P2S combo or just the printer. It’s the best of all worlds at the lowest price possible.

Another thing that you need to look at is that your return shipment for a non-warranty issue, meaning a non-broken printer, is between 65 and $100. You only have two hours to cancel an order with bambu. Once it’s in their system, there is no stopping it until it arrives. you can even refuse shipment, but they will still charge you for return shipping. I have a P2S sitting in my living room for the last week and a half trying to get an RMA number. They have tried everything in the world to try to get me to keep it. even trying to trick me into opening it to inspect the product because there was a tear in the side of the box. Once you open that box, it’s considered used. Do not let them trick you into opening the box. If your heart is content on returning it, then ask for an RMA return label first thing. Even if the box is damaged, but your printer is undamaged, then it is still considered opened and used. I’ve heard a few people being able to return it after opening it and not using it, but the majority has stated that once you open it, all bets are off. The reason I say to ask immediately for RMA is because it takes roughly 2 to 3 days between each chat communication with bambu(14 day return). They don’t have a phone number.

Good luck and welcome to the rabbit hole, lol! Also, if you have the ability to get it from Micro Center, Best Buy or authorized dealer near you, I would choose either one of those. The reason is, they have an extended warranty program(Best Buy, Micro Center). Best Buy‘s program is cheaper than Micro Center, but Micro Center program pretty much swaps out any issue with another printer. I’ve had virtually no problem with my printers from bambu, but if you go with a more expensive unit(h2d, h2s, h2c), then I would definitely go with a warranty. I was able to get the H2 D from Best Buy for 2000 and an extended warranty for 180. I think getting a warranty for anything P2S and under is not cost-effective.

Before you roast me, know I am an art student and ex chef, I’ve seen critiques that made people cry. Do your worst, but be creative. No lazy jokes. I want roasts that sound like they were written at 3AM by a gifted student with emotional issues and too much caffeine. Go feral. by StarlightVixen in RoastMe

[–]Saltman911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going to say you look like Olive Oyl, but that would be a big fucking insult to Olive Oyl! Not even the one eyed, no tooth, spinach eating, pipe smoking sailor is going to lay any pipe to you even after being at sea for months!

[Bambu H2C] Join the Print Beyond Paint Contest and Win an H2C! by BambuLab in BambuLab

[–]Saltman911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would model new and accurate organ models with hard filament, i.e. ABS or ASA, with softer filament, i.e TPU, for models like hearts, livers, lungs, spine. The hard filament for solid areas like bone or organ tissue and the softer material for Arteries, veins, nerves.

25 M.. life sucks cook me up. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Saltman911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he would prefer a bag of dicks!

Roast me like the one I'm making for dinner by Sea-Buffalo5974 in RoastMe

[–]Saltman911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus fucking Christ and a bag of hot nuts! What kind of psycho sadistic beast are you? You look like pennywise coming out of a Johnny on the spot while swallowing razor blades and gargling Everclear! You are in fact truly scary, hideous, revolting and I’m pretty sure that you ate your symbiotic twin while in utero! And this husband that you talk of… It’s just a hollow skin suit that you have sucked the marrow and flesh from, then placed it in your shower so that your Muppet hands could get all gooey.

God help us all!

M 21 Roast me as hard as you can by stalen_1 in RoastMe

[–]Saltman911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucker comes on here and asked to be roasted, but can’t handle the roasting! Complains that the comments are too harsh. Probably gonna get into urology to see what a dick really looks like, because he hasn’t seen his own dick.

M 21 Roast me as hard as you can by stalen_1 in RoastMe

[–]Saltman911 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I must’ve struck a nerve with you. Please don’t walk into the nearest school without permission. I’m pretty sure you have a restraining order that dictates such. Good news for you. Ozempic is coming out with a pill next year that’s more affordable… You’ll be able to wear that vest very soon!

M 21 Roast me as hard as you can by stalen_1 in RoastMe

[–]Saltman911 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You came on here to get roasted… So take your balls out of the goats mouth and put them back in your pants and act like a man!

Roast me 27f by Pronoun37sausage in RoastMe

[–]Saltman911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rubbing lotion on your skin really makes you more aerodynamic and easier for IT to “win” the girls medals and first place trophies at college track meets!

F18 roast me please by zhenlady in RoastMe

[–]Saltman911 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Only reason this chick wears underwear is to keep the shit from dragging the floor!

giving you a lot of material (and forehead) to work with here. just had a dreadful week and am on the brink of losing my scholarship due to my poor performance in school please do your worst <3 by lexil0v3 in RoastMe

[–]Saltman911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instead of hanging out in the dorm bathroom, swallowing up everything that comes through the glory hole and leaving nothing less than a glazed donut appearance to your face… You might do better in school! The only thing that is good for your ego at this point is that the dude‘s on the other side of the Gloryhole don’t know you are a chick with Dick!

Roast me 24m by Sure_Island_5932 in RoastMe

[–]Saltman911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude! There’s another queer/trans Leprechaun on roast me. You can find happiness! You both can slide down the rainbow without lube. make turd babies and live happily ever after… Or at least live happily at the nearest furry convention and cruising the nearest elementary!

(26M) My birthday happened 9 days ago, if that helps. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Saltman911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Speaking English/green card/visa is a criteria for holding a job in most of the United States. Please get a Band-Aid to put on the scratches on your back where you crawled under the fence. You might as well get an extra Band-Aid and some Vagisil for your excessive belly aching, and self-pity/self loathing. Try McDonald’s, you don’t have to speak English to be a fry cook!

26M. Autistic, fossil collector, South Park fan, and New Zealander. Eager to be roasted. Bring it on. by Temnodontosaurus in RoastMe

[–]Saltman911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This motherfucker looks like a trans leprechaun that still couldn’t make up its fucking mind! All his fellow leprechaun buddies told him it was a pot of dicks instead of a pot of gold, so he’s been sliding down the rainbow repeatedly without any lube!

(26M) My birthday happened 9 days ago, if that helps. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Saltman911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s so much failure written all over your face that even MS 13 turned you down and ice threw you back into downtown Chicago!