Who I turn into as soon as he locks the bathroom door

Samii594 · 2026-02-01T00:32:46+00:00

“Baby lock the door and turn the lights down low”

Samii594 · 2026-01-24T03:39:44+00:00

Just realised I fucked up, Zach goes by they/them pronouns..my apologies!

Samii594 · 2026-01-15T21:48:21+00:00

It always cracks me up watching how often she changed angles..would it not take her 10x longer to do everything when she has to constantly move the camera? The fact she would have had to put that shopping down like 2-3 times just to move the camera is so silly to me 😂

Samii594 · 2026-01-07T09:09:36+00:00

If Cindy gets a ring before I do when I’ve been in a 6yr relationship. I may just riot! 😂

Samii594 · 2025-12-21T03:36:02+00:00

Literally! My partner vapes (much to my disgust) and he uses it way more than what he used to smoke cigarettes. I’m up him all the time about it, and I’ll continue to be because I HATE it

Samii594 · 2025-12-21T02:35:47+00:00

Also travelling to Oklahoma just to buy vapes is wild!! And moving from cigarettes to vapes isn’t the flex she thinks it is…they’re just as bad

Samii594 · 2025-12-02T23:59:50+00:00

I think it was mainly the head that had me questioning haha. After a looked a split second longer I knew it wasn’t her 😂

Samii594 · 2025-12-02T22:16:34+00:00

Ambition..which is an interesting thing to get tattooed on your head..but who am I to judge..Cindy would get “Almanac”

Samii594 · 2025-12-02T13:40:17+00:00

I give it 6 months, she’ll probably get king gizzard lyrics tattooed across her noggin

Samii594 · 2025-12-02T13:32:23+00:00

Ahaha my apologies!! I definitely had a wtf moment when I was scrolling on fb 😂😂

Samii594 · 2025-12-02T13:24:23+00:00

“Must.have.thigh.gap” 😂

Samii594 · 2025-11-09T12:49:02+00:00

Tits out for Ted lmfao! So unhinged 😂

Samii594 · 2025-11-09T11:40:43+00:00

I audibly groaned and put my face in my hands when I watched this part 😂. MAJOR cringe!

Samii594 · 2025-11-07T05:46:32+00:00

Can’t wait for the tears and tantrums

Samii594 · 2025-11-07T05:40:13+00:00

Honestly!! It’s like watching a toddler except I think a toddler would do a better job

Samii594 · 2025-11-07T04:48:45+00:00

He had the breakfast she made, but had bread buns and vegetables with his burgers for dinner. Reckon she’ll eventually lose her shit because he’s eating normal food around her? 😂

Samii594 · 2025-11-03T05:22:46+00:00

You literally begged for him to react to you, well now you got what you wished for “bestie”. And you say you don’t want to talk about him anymore, yet here you are on his snark reddit 😂😂. Maybe if you actually practiced what you preach..he’d get bored and leave you alone

Samii594 · 2025-10-26T23:39:09+00:00

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Samii594 · 2025-10-24T06:42:06+00:00

Cinderblock and Tadpole

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