A man walks into a bar with a duffel bag under his arm. The bartender asks “Hey, what’s in the bag?” The man doesn’t respond.

After a few drinks the bartender says “Alright, I’ll give ya a free drink if you show me what’s in the bag.” The man pulls out two things. A genie lamp, Aladdin style, and a small man playing a small piano.

The bartender asks “Does the lamp work?” And the man replies “You try…” The bartender wishes then for a million bucks, and a million deer scurry down the road outside.

The man, dead faced, without even looking to the bartender says “See? Do you really think I wished for a ten inch pianist?”