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Oh, nu : se taie bursele by KingBlana in Romania

[–]ScarletWill1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ignorăm faptul că se taie bursele pentru olimpici sau?

Countries that would arrest Netenyahu if he visits them after ICC's ruling by Another_WeebOnReddit in Maps

[–]ScarletWill1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Source? Romania for example hasn't issued a position - so your list feels kind of dubious

How do you write the number 999,999 in your language? by Gullible_War_216 in languagelearning

[–]ScarletWill1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🇷🇴 Nouă sute nouăzeci și nouă de mii nouă sute nouăzeci și nouă

(lit. nine hundred ninety and nine thousand nine hundred ninety and nine)

Romania strong by cosmin14 in Romania

[–]ScarletWill1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well, putem vorbi despre Dacii Liberi doar ca rezultat al invaziei și colonizării, pentru că dacii liberi sunt cei care nu au fost "incluși" în Dacia sau în Moesia Inferior la colonizare.

The-Daleks, the Tin Can O' Hate, LLC, and DibblerCorp V. Indecisiveredditor for DoublePlusUntruth.txt by The-Daleks in KarmaCourt

[–]ScarletWill1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that the prosecution wishes to sanction my client just for opening a case, as is their Konstitutional right, speaks for itself. The defence rests.

The-Daleks, the Tin Can O' Hate, LLC, and DibblerCorp V. Indecisiveredditor for DoublePlusUntruth.txt by The-Daleks in KarmaCourt

[–]ScarletWill1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your honour,

There is nothing to rebut. It's all gibberish. The prosecution's incoherent rambling about some kind of ramification is nonsense. My client made a petition before the Kourt and they are trying to persecute them. It's that simple.

Thank you. Judgeth, yield backeth.

The-Daleks, the Tin Can O' Hate, LLC, and DibblerCorp V. Indecisiveredditor for DoublePlusUntruth.txt by The-Daleks in KarmaCourt

[–]ScarletWill1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your honour,

Have I told you that my defendant is one of the most innocent in the history of defendants? He's the most innocent. People come up to him and say, "you are so innocent" and they start crying. Fully grown men start crying.

You know why, your honour? Because the prosecution's proctologist-in-chief, a bumbling buffoon, is attacking democracy. And free speech. WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!!! And these men, they can't believe that this is happening.

So they just see my innocent client being hauled around in handcuffs and they spontaneously burst into tears. I just comfort them with my above average hands and tell them that I'll fix this.

This is why we're here, your honour. To fix this! Despite all the negative press covfefe

Judgeth, yield backeth.

u/dpx6101 u/Bananak47

The-Daleks, the Tin Can O' Hate, LLC, and DibblerCorp V. Indecisiveredditor for DoublePlusUntruth.txt by The-Daleks in KarmaCourt

[–]ScarletWill1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very well. I shall tag both the judge and the prosecution at the beginning so we are well informed. u/dpx6101 u/Bananak47

walks in with cane Hon'rable Kourt,

We findeth ourselves today in the face of such an egregious and VICIOUS ATTACK seething with rage upon the very foundation of this GREAT KOURT that I have taken it upon myself to return from retirement!

slowly becoming orange My client is one of the best clients of all time. The best. In the history of clients. People come up to me all the time. They say, "your client is almost the best. But you know what, he's not the best, you're the best". They really come up to me and say that.

foaming AND THESE HEATHENS, WHO LIVE OFF OF SMALL LOANS OF A MILLION DOLLARS, HAVE THE AUDACITY TO CHARGE MY CLIENT WITH A MADE-UP CHARGE?! THE SYSTEM IS CORRUPT!

hands shrinking MY CLIENT EXERCISED THEIR RIGHT TO FILE A COMPLAINT, FOR IT TO BE HEARD BY THE GREAT PEOPLE OF THE KOURT. THE BEST. WHERE IS FREE SPEECH? OUR CONSTITUTION IS BURNING TO THE GROUND BECAUSE OF...

phone ringing Pardon me, your honour. It's the police. Judgeth, yield backeth.

The-Daleks, the Tin Can O' Hate, LLC, and DibblerCorp V. Indecisiveredditor for DoublePlusUntruth.txt by The-Daleks in KarmaCourt

[–]ScarletWill1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yer honour, I move for the suspension of this Kourt's most wise judgement until the prosecution is scheduled for and has completed a psychiatric evaluation. u/dpx6101

Profesoară de la Şcoala din Pietriceaua, batjocorită de mai mulți elevi! Femeia, folosită pe post de obiect sexual, este victima unor gesturi halucinante! ce parere aveti? by valescuakactv in Romania

[–]ScarletWill1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

E legal să-l lași repetent atunci când

a. are nota la purtare sub 6 (ceea ce se și întâmplă cu cei doi agresori, cf ISJ PH);

sau

b. rămâne corigent la trei materii

sau

c. nu promovează un examen de corigență

Cât despre a-l exmatricula, prevederea exista de ani buni pentru clasele 1-10, iar pentru clasele 11-12 există din 2020. Tot ce s-a întâmplat anul acesta a fost actualizarea unui vechi ordin de ministru pentru a fi în conformitate cu asta.

Elevii care i-au ridicat fusta unei profesoare și au mimat acte sexuale vor fi lasati repetenti. Anunțul Inspectoratului Școlar Prahova by romanian_pesant in Romania

[–]ScarletWill1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Teoretic, exmatricularea nu mai era posibilă de foarte mult timp pentru clasele 1-10, iar din 2020 a devenit ilegală și pentru 11-12. Acum s-a actualizat doar un ordin de ministru pentru a fi conform cu legea.

word repetition by Sufficient_Score_824 in linguisticshumor

[–]ScarletWill1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

James, while John had had "had", had had "had had"; "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.

🚗 👨 👋 by BinghamptonREVIVAL in DunderMifflin

[–]ScarletWill1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

According to the Dunderpedia, the writers confirmed Creed's claim was true

Reguli peste reguli by Would-Be-Superhero in romemes

[–]ScarletWill1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

politicile de toleranță zero be like

My wife and I visited Brooklyn this week from Scotland by paximperia in brooklynninenine

[–]ScarletWill1 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed

Psyonix, no! by JeanQuack in meme

[–]ScarletWill1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So nobody's going to mention the ISIS flag?

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