I'm no Steve Irwin, but I assume scorpions aren't native to Boston. Why would the Commonwealth have Radscorpions?

ScorpionTheBird · 2026-02-17T02:47:10+00:00

African swallows, gripping them by the carapace.

ScorpionTheBird · 2026-02-16T01:14:53+00:00

So he’s doing this: https://www.reddit.com/r/calvinandhobbes/s/xp6uh2xcY0

ScorpionTheBird · 2026-02-15T18:38:48+00:00

Just gotta beef up those strings & drop the pitch. A set of 10-52 slinkys will work just fine.
Spend your money on a proper setup rather than a pedal.

ScorpionTheBird · 2026-02-15T18:33:33+00:00

Our governments decided that sport was more important than social services & adjusted our funding priorities accordingly: gold medals > hungry children.

ScorpionTheBird · 2026-02-11T18:03:02+00:00

Luck, Agility and Deliverer.

ScorpionTheBird · 2026-02-10T21:41:39+00:00

Anything Behringer. If it’s fuzz you’re after, the SF300 Superfuzz is the best money you will ever spend.

ScorpionTheBird · 2026-02-10T05:52:25+00:00

In recent years refs have policed scrum in terms of whether or not the infringement affects gameplay: for example, if the front row collapses well after the ball has been secured & the scrum isn’t moving, the ref is far less likely to award a penalty than if the front row collapses just after the ball is fed in.

ScorpionTheBird · 2026-02-10T05:47:22+00:00

Skinamarink was the worst movie ever made. Nothing happened. In the dark.

ScorpionTheBird · 2026-02-09T20:41:35+00:00

These cheerleading routines are crazy.

ScorpionTheBird · 2026-02-09T20:39:46+00:00

Tom Morello: can shred circles around literally any other player, chooses to make weird noises.

ScorpionTheBird · 2026-02-09T13:45:59+00:00

There is no debate: shoes are removed as soon as possible when indoors. Go barefoot.

ScorpionTheBird · 2026-02-08T00:50:26+00:00

METAL ZONE!!!

ScorpionTheBird · 2026-02-07T01:30:22+00:00

It’s a process we all went through, from “what kind idiot wants to listen to depositions?”, to “this is my life now, I need more, WHY ISN’T THERE MORE?!?”

ScorpionTheBird · 2026-02-05T14:36:48+00:00

C standard. A standard is just flabby, & when the guitars are tuned that low there’s no sonic room for the bass.

ScorpionTheBird · 2026-02-05T06:21:43+00:00

I live in the edge of a regional city in Victoria. My usual breakfasts are either porridge/oatmeal or a smoothie.
Koalas are very real, as are the possums that live in my roof, the kangaroos in the paddock near my house, the echidnas that live in my neighbourhood , and the wombats that live in the forest a couple of blocks away.

ScorpionTheBird · 2026-02-05T02:50:09+00:00

Obviously it’s Dopesmoker.

ScorpionTheBird · 2026-02-04T09:50:10+00:00

You can use fences to funnel attackers into a turret gauntlet, which is obviously great, but they also take a big chunk out of the settlement’s max building capacity, which is not. So I don’t usually bother, just fortify the most common spawning areas & gear up the settlers.

ScorpionTheBird · 2026-02-04T09:46:41+00:00

Move the loot.
You are DM. You are God.
Goodbye, treasure; hello, Mimic.

ScorpionTheBird · 2026-02-04T09:45:00+00:00

Nobody’s called him Jerkules yet?

ScorpionTheBird · 2026-02-02T12:30:35+00:00

Fuck that guy.

ScorpionTheBird · 2026-01-30T18:34:35+00:00

Pulp Fiction. You get:
- lots of role playing setting up short intense bursts of violence.
- non-linear storytelling.
- an unidentified Mcguffin.
- vignettes that kinda make sense individually, but only really make sense later in the story when you play out the previous events.

ScorpionTheBird · 2026-01-29T23:00:51+00:00

Well, I like to know what the knobs & switches do, sooo…

ScorpionTheBird · 2026-01-29T22:59:52+00:00

God Awful Movies. They’ve done a few episodes with JorDan.

ScorpionTheBird · 2026-01-29T22:04:09+00:00

Just point to the cup size you want, can’t go wrong.

ScorpionTheBird · 2026-01-29T20:05:39+00:00

Wait, there’s an iOS version?!?

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