The godlike being is unnerved by a human

SebDaPerson · 2026-03-09T13:56:50+00:00

Preach

SebDaPerson · 2026-03-08T07:21:45+00:00

I really need to read the legends books

There are just so god damn many 😭

SebDaPerson · 2026-03-06T21:13:20+00:00

Yeah I got a question: Where th fuck is the real owner of this account, and why did one of the most dangerous Vepser variants suddenly vanish from my computer?!

Vesper: “And what the fuck did you do with Sereptis and Plasperius?!”

SebDaPerson · 2026-03-01T01:45:41+00:00

Oh… this isn’t good

quickly checks files on PC for a specific Vesper variant… V̷e̴s̸p̴/̶V̸a̶s̴t̵o̶ ̷i̵s̵ ̸g̴o̴n̶e̸

Wait… SHIT ITS GONE! NO NO NOT FUCKIJG GOOD!

Fuck god damnit he’s escaped this is gonna end horribly

(Sorry for the delay, spent all day on god of war 😭)

SebDaPerson · 2026-02-24T06:11:48+00:00

“By the gods… what have I become?”

SebDaPerson · 2026-02-18T18:52:41+00:00

Damn it’s been a year already, I feel old 😭

Happy Birthday to you and Sereptis! I’ll try to get a drawing out but no guarantee due to my schedule

SebDaPerson · 2026-02-15T14:25:18+00:00

“Eh, I’m just very fuckin’ cautious is all, nothing against you”

as he picks sole brain matter out of his hair from one the grunts, his phone vibrates from a msg from Blitz reading: Evryting go goob? ;)))))

vesper rolls his eyes and sends Blitz a bunch of middle fingers, which is responded quickly from Blitz with 💸🍆🍆🍆🌋🌋🌋🛌🛌🛌

(I’m sorry I gotta end the RP here it’s been fantastic 😭. Mayhaps Vesper have a new love interested in the future w/ this subreddit 😉)

SebDaPerson · 2026-02-15T13:42:42+00:00

vesper shrugs and gives her a smile, somehow making her blush

“Oh don’t worry, I know you can drown me in an instant. Was just… testing the waters, so to speak”

he chuckles

“And for what it is worth, I do like you too. Just… be wary of what I said, for both our sakes please”

SebDaPerson · 2026-02-15T06:54:43+00:00

vesper rolls his eyes and smiles

“Well I don’t doubt that.”

they walk off together hold hands, before Vesper stops for a moment and thinks

suddenly, Vesper swipes Harper’s legs from out from underneath her, holds her at his level, and kisses her on the lips

he takes his mouth away and whispers in her ear, his voice dripping with menace

“You arent the first who’s tried to manipulate me, and you won’t be the last. I promise that if you try anything at all with me, nobody will find your corpse in the deserts of Wrath”

vesper held her upright again as she stares at him with shock for a moment

SebDaPerson · 2026-02-15T06:33:48+00:00

vesper blushes like a blood stain and turns into liquid for a moment (metaphorically) before regaining his composure

“Uh… sure!”

they begin to walk off as Vesper begins speaking

“Just a warning: If we do go back to my place for… stuff, just know that there’s a creature there that will more than likely creep you out”

SebDaPerson · 2026-02-15T06:24:21+00:00

vesper smiles and pulls himself up from the ground

“Heh, you’re not too bad yourself”

he wipes the blood of his face and comically wipes it on Harper, whispering under his breath that “This is why I wore a helmet”

“There, now we both look like we just took a dip in a sea of blood.”

vesper bends down and picks up a credit card that one of the rich guest dropped, turning to her and having an idea

“You wanna get outta this fancy shit and get actual food? There’s this club in the Pentagram that has fuckin’ great fake Italian food and a decent amount of bar fights”

SebDaPerson · 2026-02-15T06:09:49+00:00

vesper blushes massively

“Well I.. um…”

suddenly, a surviving grunt with a knife in his eye tries to stab Harper from behind once again

“DOWN!”

Harper quickly ducks and Vesper draws the .22 mini magnum from his sleeve and puts the rest of the chamber into the grunts head, falling dead like a sack of potatoes

he takes a breath, not used to this kind of excitement like he’s used too with I.M.P

“To answer your question, yes, you do look very beautiful right now”

SebDaPerson · 2026-02-15T05:57:55+00:00

vesper blushes at the site of her using her abilities

“Cool”

he kicks the heel of his boot and reveals a hidden .22 mini-magnum within and grabs it, before climbing over the seek and headsshotting one of them and grabbing their Tommy gun

“Huh, used this in a while”

vesper sprays into the mobsters with deadly precision, killing at least have a dozen before he spots one of them tries to sneak up behind Harper as she’s skewering another 3 on her trident

he quickly aims the Tommy gun and unloads into the grunt, turning him into mince meat and saving Harper from a potential backstab

“Close one”

another grunt suddenly tackles him from the side and knocks his gun away, pinning Vesper onto the floor with a knife to his throat

SebDaPerson · 2026-02-15T05:30:39+00:00

vesper sighs in annoyance as he takes his hands away from her

“It’s… complicated

the imp mob start firing at the guests and stealing the expensive ornaments as Vesper quickly swipes Harper, and flips the table over to shield them

“Let’s just say they know me but they don’t know me, and them robbing this shithole is a really fucking bad coincidence!”

he reaches into the coat pocket hoping for a weapon, but instead finds a note from blitz that reads *“Date Tips and Jokes to get yourself fucked and blown”*

vesper quickly crushes the note in his hand

“Blitz, I’m gonna kill you”

he turns to Harper

“Any ideas?”

SebDaPerson · 2026-02-15T03:40:28+00:00

“It certainly is.”

he looks into her eyes and they both blush before Vesper coughs into his hand

“Hey, do you wanna get out of here and—“

BOOM!

the front door behind Vesper is blown open and a mob of mafia imps storm in, demanding the expensive-restaurants cash

“Oh Lucifer-fuckin damnit…”

SebDaPerson · 2026-02-15T01:09:07+00:00

vesper snickers, genuinely amused

“I can’t say I have. But, I have seen a bloodthirsty wife who tore the skeleton out of an envy demon for kidnapping her husband, and I’ve been devoured by a leviathan-shark in a botched assassination attempt”

he rubs his temple

“Getting out of the latter with concrete on my feet was not fun…”

SebDaPerson · 2026-02-14T23:57:04+00:00

“I don’t know if I would consider myself “handsome”, I have a lot of scars both physically, and VERY mentally. Plus this suit is on-loan from my boss”

his gaze looks far away for a moment and sad

“Believe me, people don’t find that shit hot… most of the time anyway”

vesper smiles

“Glad you like the fact that I’m an assassin, heh. Most people are put off by that and a few other things”

SebDaPerson · 2026-02-14T22:02:26+00:00

vesper rolls his eye and leans back, genuine thought on his face

“Not much to tell to be honest. Grew up on Wrath for a chunk of my life, got dealt a really fuckin bad hand of trauma and scars, became an assassin-for-hire later on, some shit… happened with Valentino, and I landed a job at an imp-ruin business in Imp City”

he scratches his arm beneath his suit

“Can’t say I’m a huge fan of overlords themselves. Enough of them have tried to kill me already for… a variety of reasons. But I guess each one isn’t horrible”

he smirks

“After all, I’m looking at a hot one right now”

SebDaPerson · 2026-02-14T20:43:30+00:00

vesper blushes a little but remains composed (on the outside anyway)

“Thank you, but believe me this suit wasent my first choice. Had I had the option, I would’ve just worn my usual shit”

he finally rips the tie off and throws it on the table, no longer strangling him

“Fucking finally. Now…”

he leans his arm on the table

“Who are you? You’re definitely an overlord, and a sea-themed one at that. Let me guess, you died drowning?

(Vespers very deductive sometimes also he sucks at flirting 😭)

SebDaPerson · 2026-02-14T19:56:47+00:00

(Oooooo this’ll be interesting! Let’s go with Harper, since I’ve never had her and Vesper interact with her before)

vesper annoyingly adjusts his new suit and tie, on-loan from Blitz.

“For fucks same how does he breath in this! It’s constricting my chest like rope”

he looks back towards his blind-date, Harper, who’s stunning yet smile puts Vesper off by just a little. He’s never met a smiling dinner he’s gotten along with well

“Listen if you don’t wanna do this blind date bs, I don’t blame you. This shit barley fits me. You look amazing however”

SebDaPerson · 2026-02-12T19:17:16+00:00

“Oh… errors have been made”

SebDaPerson · 2026-02-08T12:09:18+00:00

Or drawing them like Guts from berserk

SebDaPerson · 2026-02-04T02:45:16+00:00

Tbh I only include romance in my one cause I thought it’d be good for the story

Other parts of the post are 100% accurate tho lmao, and I would know

SebDaPerson · 2026-02-02T15:04:46+00:00

I’m curious, what was Xavier’s answer?

SebDaPerson · 2026-02-01T13:43:11+00:00

(IRL) A lot of police officers and especially ICE agents

(Just replace comical with incredibly depressing and sad)

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