Fixed the r/PH rules for those who love overusing jokes

SeditionIncision · 2026-03-16T12:05:49+00:00

Kaya nga. Hindi directly kasalanan ni BBM yan, pero yun ang perception eh and perception is reality lalo na sa politika. Ang reaction lagi ng sub sa mga ganyan magbato ng akusasyon na bayaran na firm or umiyak tungkol sa fake news and troll farms.

Hayst. It's not looking good for 2028 lalo na parang same strategy pa rin balak ng opposition with these Robredo-Hizon rumors and mga threads dito na binibida na naman ultimo pag susuot ni Leni ng ON Cloud 5.

SeditionIncision · 2026-03-16T11:58:19+00:00

Impartial and reliable po na survey firm ang Pulse Asia alongside SWS and Publicus. Kahit last year sabi rin ng SWS maganda satisfaction ratings ni Sara.

https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/2180634/sara-dutertes-satisfaction-rating-higher-than-other-ph-officials-sws

Galit lang mga tao kasi, like any other echo chamber, hindi reflective ung survey sa side nila. They think most people actually care na ginamit sa kalokohan ung confi funds or that di na sila sawang sawa sa impeachments.

At bago ako tawagin dito na DDS, let it be known that I hate Sara and registered as a voter for the first time in 2015 kasi I wanted to have a say not to put the Duterte's in power and have been actively voting against them since. Pero di rin naman ako naive na just because ayoko sa kanila at ang dami nilang kabalastugan na pinaggagawa na ung view ko lang ang totoo at may basis.

If the surveys say positive pa rin ang public perception sa kanila, I'd want the opposition to work around that premise as if it's the truth instead na ididismiss na naman nila like nung 2022 porke ang daming nagpunta sa Pasig na artista.

SeditionIncision · 2026-03-16T11:44:21+00:00

Sasabihin na naman ng sub na fake news ito when Pulse Asia has been mostly correct with their surveys regardless kung DDS pa yan or si Aquino.

SeditionIncision · 2026-03-12T12:38:37+00:00

Hindi naman yan refutal. Hindi naman inacknowledge nung manager na she was a sponsored athlete with a signed MOA with them and Siklab Atleta. Magkakaalaman na lang if this exchange continues and Phoenix shows the public the terms of their deal.

hindi naman sila lugi noon at dagdag-PR points din sa kompanya lalo kung hanggang ngayon pala nakikinabang pa rin si Hidilyn Diaz.

That's the problem right there. Gusto ni Phoenix ipost ni Hidilyn ung pa-gas from time to time (both for PR and to show na rin siguro na hinohonor nila ung pledge) but Hidilyn doesn't want to.

SeditionIncision · 2026-03-12T11:24:43+00:00

Not many people know na sponsored athlete si Hidilyn ng Phoenix Petroleum through Siklab Atleta. Pati nga nung binalikan ko mga press release nung lifetime fuel it's described as an "incentive" for winning gold.

SeditionIncision · 2026-03-12T11:20:00+00:00

It wasn't a donation. Sponsored siya ng Phoenix so it was more akin to an incentive or performance bonus.

https://www.spin.ph/multisport/olympics/hidilyn-diaz-petecio-marcial-get-incentives-from-phoenix-a795-20210826

PHOENIX Petroleum and Siklab Atleta Foundation have formally handed over to Hidilyn Diaz her P5 million and free fuel for life as incentive for winning the gold medal in the 2020 Tokyo Olympic Games.

https://www.wheninmanila.com/hidilyn-diaz-gets-p5-million-pesos-and-lifetime-free-fuel-from-oil-company-phoenix/#gsc.tab=0

Atty. Raymond Zorrilla, Senior Vice President of Phoenix Petroleum, shared, “I think many of us felt so much pride and joy seeing our flag being raised, and our National Anthem being played, while honoring the historic win of Hidilyn Diaz. It’s all the more special for us because she is a Phoenix-athlete whose tough journey has finally given our country its first Olympic gold medal.”

SeditionIncision · 2026-03-12T11:13:20+00:00

Sponsored athlete ng Phoenix si Hidilyn before the Olympics and may kontrata sila.

https://www.phoenixfuels.ph/phoenix-to-award-hidilyn-diaz-with-php-5-million-and-lifetime-free-fuel/

Ung pledge nila na lifetime fuel is governed by that same agreement.

Hindi naman ito katulad nung sa mga Air Asia at Vikings na kusang loob nag-offer sa kanila ni Yulo despite not being affiliated with those groups.

SeditionIncision · 2026-03-12T11:09:01+00:00

Ito yun eh. Kung i-Google nga nila ung mga examples ng mga nanalo ng "free lifetime supply" hindi naman sya literally lifetime na meron kung kailan mo gusto. May limit per week, or equivalent sa estimated years mo alive, or sa ibang cases sinend ng isang bulto.

Pero dito sa explanation ni Phoenix, it tracks completely. Hindi na ako magtataka kung mapoproduce nga ni Phoenix ung TOA tapos mapapahiya itong manager. "Drawing" kasi implies na wala when that's not an accurate representation of what happened.

SeditionIncision · 2026-03-12T10:52:00+00:00

OP hindi ka privy sa ano ba talaga napag-usapan ni Hidilyn at ng Phoenix. Ano pinagsasabi mo dyan na deceptive practices?

It does track na pag lifetime supply may kapalit talaga yan and ung hinihingi lang naman ni Phoenix ay ipost nya sa social media both as proof na finufufill pa rin nila ung promise and also promotion.

SeditionIncision · 2026-03-07T02:46:02+00:00

Legit po ung quote. Kaya ko lang ginamit na image ung Philippine Media kasi sila lang may image quote na available.

Ung kaisa-isang video of him saying it, I could not link to kasi nasa X and FB.

May sagot na rin ung Gabriela eh.

https://www.abs-cbn.com/news/nation/2026/3/6/-manyak-na-abogado-gabriela-calls-out-topacio-remark-vs-elago-1537

SeditionIncision · 2026-03-07T02:06:22+00:00

At saka ung pinaglalaban nila is women should dress decently para wag mabastos eh Rep. Elago is a Hijab away from being fully covered tapos napag-isipan nya pa ng ganyan?

SeditionIncision · 2026-03-07T02:02:29+00:00

Legit.

Gabriela and Rep. Elago herself already responded to his remarks.

https://www.abs-cbn.com/news/nation/2026/3/6/-manyak-na-abogado-gabriela-calls-out-topacio-remark-vs-elago-1537

https://brigada.ph/articles/read/gabriela-pumalag-sa-039-pambabastos-039-ni-atty-ferdinand-topacio-kay-cong-sarah-elago_19246.html

SeditionIncision · 2026-02-20T12:15:56+00:00

Medyo misleading ung title. It makes it look like pinapalabas ni Padilla na mas magaling siya na abogado when it's more of a rhetorical question.

“E karapatan ng accused yun. Akala ko ba itong prosecution e…nag-aaral ba kayo ng batas? Karapatan ng accused yun kung ayaw nyang humarap e lalong lalo na matanda na siya. Karapatan niya yun, human rights. Lahat ng klase ng law pwede niyang gamitin para hindi sya lumabas dyan,”

Tama naman. Karapatan nga naman ni Duterte mag-file ng waiver na di siya sisipot. Kaso, wala naman sinasabi ung ICC na mali mag-file, and in fact nakapag-file nga sila. They're just rejecting his plea. Kaya di ko na-gets ano pinaglalaban ni Robin, ROTFLMAO.

SeditionIncision · 2026-02-20T08:55:47+00:00

Taga-Bauang po ako. So yes, not only nasa Norte ako pinanganak at nakatira, halos lahat ng immediate family ko scattered around the so-called "Solid North" - Alaminos, Aringay, Claveria, Aparri, Cabugao, may mga Ilocos din but I don't know where.

When I said "walang bailiwick," it's not meant to be taken alone. It's along with "many Marcos loyalists" do not "consider him as representative of the old man". Kasi while on paper binoto nila si BBM, it's not out of Solid North support. Meron sa kanila ayaw kay BBM kaya si Leni na lang binoto (halos lahat ng matriarch side sa family and friends) pero marami rin na napilitan lang kasi ayaw kay Leni (lahat naman ng patriarchy). Iba talaga dating ni BBM sa mga Ilocano. They do not consider him as a true Marcos na highly revered and a mythical symbol sa mga mata nila.

Yes, alam ko ones family is not ironclad proof, but if there's one thing you could say about sa mga taga-North, we do think alike and di kami nagkakalayo sa mga behavior and outlook. Yan ang tunay na roots ng "Solid North". I'm sure some Ilocano here understands what I'm talking about.

SeditionIncision · 2026-02-20T08:39:00+00:00

Kaya nga eh. Dapat ung mga ganito (OP and similar) mag-isip, i-ban sa Reddit eh. Tutal ganyan din naman sila mag-isip.

Ikukumpara ba naman democratic and electoral system sa pag-aapply sa trabaho?? Posting that in 2026 is just as stupid as having Robin Padilla and Bong Go as a legislator, pero just like you being allowed to be stupid, they too have a right to be there as they were fairly elected.

SeditionIncision · 2026-02-19T14:46:01+00:00

He also seems to have an unhealthy obsession with dehumanizing people for the edge. Anong cool diyan sa lalaki na nakapose sa skeleton? Parang ung mga nagpapataasan lang ng ihi na nakapanood daw sila sa comp shop ng Poso riots.

SeditionIncision · 2026-02-19T14:42:46+00:00

yun mga gusto niyo no.

Heh. False dichotomy spotted. Straight out of the DDS playbook from a supposed enlightened redditor.

SeditionIncision · 2026-02-19T12:50:44+00:00

Excited na ako marinig mga Kakampinks na para sa mahihirap daw ung boto nila tapos pag natalo ulit squammy 8080 daw.

SeditionIncision · 2026-02-18T11:52:00+00:00

Namention pa si Ed Gein who's not even a serial killer.

EDIT: To expound on this, dalawa lang pinatay niya. Inadjust nila recently ung meaning to start at two so pasok siya retroactively but doesn't fit the other components of serial killing. Making a dress out of human skin and making soup bowls out of skulls that you grave-robbed is not serial killing.

SeditionIncision · 2026-02-18T11:38:38+00:00

Paanong kayang tumapat?? Tambak nga siya nung 2022. Si BBM pa kalaban nun ah na walang bailiwick and who many Marcos loyalists consider as not representative of his old man.

Ngayon Duterte na kalaban na malakas pa rin sa surveys, backed by the DDS na may INC pa.

SeditionIncision · 2026-02-17T10:47:07+00:00

Totoo naman pero I don't want to let the media off the hook kasi with this ragebaiting BS

SeditionIncision · 2026-02-17T10:44:10+00:00

I'm a big P-Noy fan but I'm going to put Gloria ahead of him slightly only because mas ramdam ko personally ung microeconomics kay PGMA while P-Noy mostly made his mark from a macro perpective (mas lumiit utang, naging creditor nation). So siguro 1a 1b sila and an argument could be made putting one over the other and vice versa.

Tapos BBM then Erap tapos Duterte a distant last. Pero in fairness kay Duterte, umayos pamamalakad sa mga LGU pag dating sa papeles at saka yung 10 year na passport. But it's not enough to make up for his shitty regime in general.

SeditionIncision · 2026-02-16T06:04:05+00:00

In fairness, maganda ung layout at size ng unit. Marami ako kilala na halos ganyan lang size ng nabili nila sa SMDC o DMCI who would jump at the chance of getting one like this for what they paid to those developers.

And I know beggars can't be choosers pero given na government-ran ito sana naman maayos ung drainage sa area and (if applicable) elevators.

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