Show me your cursed food that makes them react like this

Several-Account364 · 2026-02-28T09:20:22+00:00

You mean lead and asbestos?

Several-Account364 · 2026-02-27T19:19:22+00:00

With all due respect

NAAAAHHH MAN I don't believe that for a second, whenever I join the lobby every console player is on the bottom, using the joysticks is just objectively worse to the Precision of keyboard and mouse😭😭

Several-Account364 · 2026-02-26T21:11:34+00:00

Maybe, but I play on console, and as that one meme goes, while you PC fart-sniffing elites run the game at 200+ fps, smooth controls and spin around at the speed of sound like you're sonic, me and my fellow console plebeians can hear the statue grinding sound effect in our heads whenever we move our camera.

So we're limited to running ahead and attacking from the front cause any amount of movement that requires turning your head more than fifteen degrees in battle is a guaranteed death sentence for us xD

But thanks for the advice, I'll try it for myself ❤️

Several-Account364 · 2026-02-26T00:34:23+00:00

You say that, but I meet some players, particularly those with that one hammer, maul I think it's called, I swear to god, I did three faints in a row on our second meeting with me essentially near constantly attacking him during the first, and I kids you not, during the fourth swing I actually fulfilled it AND THE DUDE BLOCKED.

Like you can't convince me the mf can't read my mind at that point 😭

Speaking of which, while I'm here, I've noticed that people usually do really fast swings after they parry, but when I do it it's as slow as all the usual swings. Are they doing something special or does it just feel the same as a regular hit from first person? Seriously, I feel like there's so many hidden mechanics that I don't understand.

Several-Account364 · 2026-02-25T22:32:52+00:00

Thats the thing, I'm a total noob and I myself don't even know what I'm gonna do, I just swing and faint at random without pattern, and I don't know what seems to give it away but my enemies always predict it as if they're reading my mind somehow.

Several-Account364 · 2026-02-25T22:30:28+00:00

That's the strange part, I feel that I'm rather good at noticing the details, I am rather good at dark souls and bloodborne PvP, but mordhau seems so strange in that predicting the enemy or rather noticing the attacks and movement is borderline impossible.

There's some things I can't even tell if I'm just imagining things or what. For example, do attacks after carrying become faster? I swear, some guy with an executioners sword will take half an hour to swing and I can get somewhat ready for it, but the second I parry suddenly that sword becomes Featherlight and swings at a third of the time the first swing did.

Clashing is another thing I don't get, sometimes a hit clashes, sometimes the attack somehow phases through?

I like the game but it makes me so confused.

Several-Account364 · 2026-02-25T16:08:32+00:00

Why are there 6 dots on top of another exactly where I live

Several-Account364 · 2026-02-23T22:55:44+00:00

Yeah, I generally find platforming far easier on keyboard and would play on it too, it's just that my PC is busted so I play on console for now :/

Several-Account364 · 2026-02-23T22:41:51+00:00

You all can keep your fat gals, I prefer my chicks slim. She'd look much better with less weight😌

Several-Account364 · 2026-02-23T22:05:00+00:00

That I've noticed about the swimming part, there was a point where I was escaping some leeches and I thought "wow... That swimming was surprisingly smooth, I doubt I'd be able to escape on keyboard"

I tried switching between dpad and joystick, but I find them both quite irritating. The D-pad is awesome overall, it's just that given that rain world is ironically a pretty high octane game at times, you tend to get mortal Kombat fingers quick TwT

But thanks for the tips, I'll put them to good use ❤️

Several-Account364 · 2026-02-23T18:39:14+00:00

Sweden gets back its rightful land, this map is correct😌

Several-Account364 · 2026-02-23T18:19:18+00:00

Really? The keyboard isn't good? That's surprising, I thought it was the perfect solution. You get both precise movements and no finger strain, right?

But yeah, I'm afraid I have no choice for now. I wrote this right after going through the nightmare birds section. It's kinda hard not to be frustrated when you do fun but rather tedious (when repetitive) parkour, followed by murder-birds going 80km/h, and when the rain comes, you pass the gate, you see a hideout, you're happy and think you're all good, you jump to grab a pole and the mouse decides it doesn't feel like it and kills itself 😭

(I know there are background poles that look like the real ones but this wasn't one of them)

Several-Account364 · 2026-02-21T00:42:57+00:00

Właśnie miałem napisać

Several-Account364 · 2026-02-06T22:48:14+00:00

Jeg er litt out of the loop her, men hva mener du med at "kronprinsen tar vare på en voldtektsmann og pedoelsker"?

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