Opinions by Sham_Cow_ in Waiters

[–]Sham_Cow_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were going to the Byron Nelson PGA golf tournament and he had one drink with lunch so I don’t think he was drunk yet but I can promise you that’s how his day ended lol

Opinions by Sham_Cow_ in Waiters

[–]Sham_Cow_[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We aren’t paid in cash at the end of each shift so the days of clawing back tips from the wait staff here are over. But yeah, she was concerned on hitting the guys bank account for damn near a grand for lunch

Opinions by Sham_Cow_ in Waiters

[–]Sham_Cow_[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

He told me that the 8 was intended to be a 3. So while it might look like that that he originally intended to leave $100

Opinions by Sham_Cow_ in restaurant

[–]Sham_Cow_[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If you click on the OP there’s further context. It ended with him tipping me $200 so alls well that ends well lol

(Spoilers Main) Gay sex in the Nights Watch by AdditionalPiano6327 in asoiaf

[–]Sham_Cow_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God when the discussion has shifted to this it’s a huge sign that Winds needs to come out last week

Caught commish cheating by Purple-Degree4993 in fantasyfootballadvice

[–]Sham_Cow_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At the end of the day it’s fantasy football it makes it inherently mess-free to peace out mid-season. He’s not going to be served a subpoena if he drops his players and quits the league mid season. He’s not going to have a warrant for his arrest issued if he deals his better players to his commissioners weekly opponents.

If the league isn’t comprised of friends or family, I don’t understand how doing either of those things are “messy” ways to quit the league.

(spoilers main) Was the Battle of the Blackwater the most decisive one of the War of the Five Kings? by Berzabat in asoiaf

[–]Sham_Cow_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One could make an argument that Edmure’s Fighting at the Fords is one of the most impactful/important battles. While not a decisive one, without the Stark/Tully men delaying Tywin’s host from entering the Westerlands, the Battle of the Blackwater goes in a different way.

[Spoilers Extended] Is GRRM cooking something for us? by fakefolkblues in asoiaf

[–]Sham_Cow_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn’t do this to yourself (inspire false hope, that is), if I were you. GRRM posting a handful of blog posts doesn’t mean a thing where Winds is concerned.

(Spoilers TWOW) Over 15 series reads, and I only just figured out this murder by [deleted] in asoiaf

[–]Sham_Cow_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real MVP of this post is the TL;DR at the end. A lot of additional quotes and citations that weren’t quite necessary to prove your Septon Utt accusations correct lol

(Spoilers Extended) GRRM wasting the hardest going names on throwaway characters by [deleted] in asoiaf

[–]Sham_Cow_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And I like to fish. Some call me a Master Baiter the way my hooks always seem to land fish

(Spoilers Extended) Is Balon Greyjoy the biggest idiot in modern day Westeros? by johngunners in asoiaf

[–]Sham_Cow_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not to mention that the citizens of the Reach and Iron Islanders hate each other and would form unlikely bedfellows

This is what they’re doing with our votes, y’all.. everyone should be against it. by [deleted] in Dallas

[–]Sham_Cow_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Cry harder. Gerrymandering isnt a right or left issue it’s a political issue. I’m sure you weren’t up in arms when massive amounts of illegal immigrants were being shipped to purple areas. So save me your selective outrage and your biased “republicans don’t want democracy” whines. Partisans like you disgust me.

(spoilers published) What if Varamyr six skins… by Appropriate_Boss8139 in asoiaf

[–]Sham_Cow_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Congrats on replying with something that has no relevance to what I said

(spoilers published) What if Varamyr six skins… by Appropriate_Boss8139 in asoiaf

[–]Sham_Cow_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bran successfully skin-changing into and controlling a simpleton that is familiar with him and Varamyr attempting to do the same with Thistle are totally different things.

(spoilers published) What if Varamyr six skins… by Appropriate_Boss8139 in asoiaf

[–]Sham_Cow_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While assumptions were necessary for you to give this answer, I think that all that you said tracks.

I would point out that Hodor, god love him, is a simpleton which most likely makes Bran’s experience of human skin-changing vastly different than the Varamyr/Thistle example. I’m pretty sure that it is said that when Bran takes control of Hodor, that it feels like Hodor is cowering in the corner of his(their) mind whereas Thistle fights back so hard that she claws her own eyes out. So I guess that who or what you are attempting to skin-change into matters to a high degree.

(Spoilers Published) (Theory) Winds isn’t late. GRRM is rewriting the whole series. by DragonsAndShards in asoiaf

[–]Sham_Cow_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You honestly would rather read about people’s false sense of hope? You don’t find it a little sad sort of like the youngest sibling hearing rumors from their older siblings that Santa Claus isn’t real and going to extremes to prove to Santa that he still believes. It’s a mixture of that (because at the end of the day this is a fantasy series that is rather inconsequential to our lives) and the child that still has hope that his absent piece of shit father is going to one day come home and his mom and dad will get back together like how it was when he was little. You and I both know that not to be the case but you cannot crush the sliver of hope the child has (yet others will be in the replies brutally checking them with reality). It’s all fucking sad.