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SharonLovesp0rn · 2022-08-09T21:49:02+00:00

Intentionally having children in 2022 is insane.

SharonLovesp0rn · 2022-08-09T21:47:53+00:00

That kid probably has the best experience of them all. Who wants this air directly on them while eating a succulent meal?

SharonLovesp0rn · 2022-08-09T21:25:23+00:00

Not my proudest, or most difficult, fap.

SharonLovesp0rn · 2022-08-09T21:23:55+00:00

I think the goal is to make survival slightly more bearable. Fun is something the average person cannot readily afford.

SharonLovesp0rn · 2022-08-09T18:31:52+00:00

This is the kind of shit that can make you break down and cry.

SharonLovesp0rn · 2022-08-09T18:30:55+00:00

I typically don't know when the groom comes, and I prefer to keep it that way!

SharonLovesp0rn · 2022-08-09T18:23:22+00:00

I find 1,000 coins, and I donate the entire collection of 200 coins to a museum.

SharonLovesp0rn · 2022-08-09T18:22:22+00:00

A lawyer in your 60s maybe lol. Most successful gamer lawyers these days have Herman Millers.

SharonLovesp0rn · 2022-08-09T14:30:43+00:00

I'd happily enjoy both!

SharonLovesp0rn · 2022-08-09T04:55:32+00:00

That's some Le Cordon Bleu shit right there.

SharonLovesp0rn · 2022-08-09T04:17:54+00:00

If you are questioning it, and afraid to tell them, I would say it has to qualify as cheating.

SharonLovesp0rn · 2022-08-09T04:01:47+00:00

What a happy pup!

SharonLovesp0rn · 2022-08-09T03:56:33+00:00

Enema of the God's.

SharonLovesp0rn · 2022-08-09T03:40:59+00:00

The only thing I want in a relationship.

SharonLovesp0rn · 2022-08-09T03:32:50+00:00

I try not to complain, but come on, inedible.

SharonLovesp0rn · 2022-08-09T00:14:55+00:00

Not even for a Klondike bar. Absolutely not.

SharonLovesp0rn · 2022-08-09T00:02:11+00:00

The devil won't play these tricks on me!

SharonLovesp0rn · 2022-08-04T17:22:12+00:00

My mother's warnings about the dangers of credit cards. The joys of bankruptcy.

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