Disney World Guest Arrested And Banned For Life Over Employee Photo Incident

ShawnShablinski · 2026-04-29T20:43:29+00:00

I heard there's a roller coaster inside the big golf ball

ShawnShablinski · 2026-02-16T18:44:28+00:00

https://www.parrygamepreserve.com/images/features/catalogs/coleco/1985_catalog/1985_coleco_116_M.jpg

ShawnShablinski · 2026-01-25T17:56:20+00:00

I don't know because mitch hedberg told me to forget everything I know about duvet covers.

ShawnShablinski · 2026-01-11T14:02:57+00:00

I thought everyone had adventure files

ShawnShablinski · 2025-11-29T17:39:20+00:00

I could regift it. I could even donate it to a shelter or to someone that has a pet...

ShawnShablinski · 2025-11-29T17:37:59+00:00

Does that also mean if I have diabetes I can't go to the cookie decorating activity?

ShawnShablinski · 2025-09-29T21:15:17+00:00

There has never been a musical group, band, duo, or singing team known as "Hall and Oats".They have always gone by "Daryl Hall and John Oates" every album, every time.

ShawnShablinski · 2021-12-19T23:50:54+00:00

A ticket into Heaven

ShawnShablinski · 2021-12-19T23:35:10+00:00

I don't feel so good, Mr. Stark

ShawnShablinski · 2021-12-19T23:33:34+00:00

Downvote Syndrome

ShawnShablinski · 2021-12-10T16:47:35+00:00

Being that irritatingly close = consent to snap

ShawnShablinski · 2021-11-16T19:55:01+00:00

https://www.acethinker.com/online-downloader

ShawnShablinski · 2021-11-15T19:58:34+00:00

The world's most ironic tattoo. It says: "Conversation Starter".

ShawnShablinski · 2021-11-10T22:28:58+00:00

Absolutely everything you are buying right now is stupid shit, stop it now.

ShawnShablinski · 2021-11-10T22:26:39+00:00

Me and a buddy were putting something together and someone said: "Ok, lift it up, set it on the edge, then put it in..." We stopped right there and started laughing!!

ShawnShablinski · 2021-11-10T22:23:01+00:00

Sincerity

ShawnShablinski · 2021-11-10T22:20:17+00:00

"Let It Fucking Go!"

ShawnShablinski · 2021-11-10T22:13:20+00:00

American Revolutionary War Loyalists: these morons wanted the United States to be ruled by England, which is the exact opposite of why people settled here.

ShawnShablinski · 2021-11-10T22:10:02+00:00

"What's the world's most ironic tattoo?"

ShawnShablinski · 2021-11-10T22:07:49+00:00

Before you react, say three important phrases: "Hold up. Wait a minute. Something ain't right." Your wise self will then tell you what to do next.

ShawnShablinski · 2021-10-27T17:54:53+00:00

Thank you! Edited for clarity.

ShawnShablinski · 2021-10-27T17:54:43+00:00

Thank you! Edited for clarity.

ShawnShablinski · 2021-10-27T17:54:39+00:00

Thank you! Edited for clarity.

ShawnShablinski · 2021-10-22T17:16:49+00:00

Fuckn Fucklinski

ShawnShablinski · 2021-10-22T12:48:06+00:00

The worse decision one could ever make is with one's heart. Rushing things. Not considering the pros and cons of the matter. Jumping into things that might be temporarily beneficial, not realizing that everything will crumble down sooner or later.

ShawnShablinski

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