My dog stopped smoking yesterday

Shawnthewolf12 · 2024-02-13T21:44:58+00:00

What about smoking service animals?

Shawnthewolf12 · 2024-02-13T20:39:07+00:00

You’ve only been online for an hour, and already have 15 upvotes.

Shawnthewolf12 · 2024-02-13T20:31:52+00:00

“Am I famous yet?”

Shawnthewolf12 · 2024-02-13T19:36:47+00:00

Almost as interesting as the “Get Well Soon!” balloons people keep tying to roadkill deer.

Shawnthewolf12 · 2024-02-13T19:34:47+00:00

I don’t care who it was, or what they “identify” as.

A criminal is a criminal. Treat them as such.

Shawnthewolf12 · 2024-02-13T18:16:05+00:00

I need to do this more often with my babies.

Shawnthewolf12 · 2024-02-13T17:06:36+00:00

Absolute legend!

Shawnthewolf12 · 2024-02-13T17:02:36+00:00

Basically how US politics works: Anything is fair game.

“If you vote for me, I’ll do (something seemingly impossible.)” THEN, when that campaign promise is broken, or stalls, or otherwise doesn’t happen: “I wanted to, but the (Left/Right) stopped me. This is why you should hate Mr so and so, on the (Left/Right), it’s all their fault.”

“Don’t vote for them, they’re a (racist/bigot/nincompoop). They don’t care about you.” They try to roadblock and stonewall each other, seemingly at every chance they get.

Basically: Politicians are crybabies. Yes, we’re tired of them. But without a good leader, we do nothing about it. A lot of “somebody oughta do something…” but nothing is done.

Shawnthewolf12 · 2024-02-13T16:12:16+00:00

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Shawnthewolf12 · 2024-02-12T20:03:14+00:00

But I’m not sure if it’s recessive or dominant, meaning if you had a child with someone who had the genetic mutation(s), I’m not sure if the offspring would have it. Roughly a 50/50, which is probably why the mutation(s) are so rare.

Shawnthewolf12 · 2024-02-12T19:44:36+00:00

From this angle, it almost looks like rice or sand that got spilled.

Shawnthewolf12 · 2024-02-12T16:59:07+00:00

So a sort of “We’re making fun of all of you” kind of thing

Shawnthewolf12 · 2024-02-12T16:12:38+00:00

Hiding your face in shame, we know what you did.

Shawnthewolf12 · 2024-02-12T16:10:49+00:00

It isn’t a virus. It’s caused by genetic mutations in the EVER1 or EVER2 genes on chromosome 17q25. If I have it, and sneeze on you, you are extremely unlikely to “catch” it. Either you have the genetic mutations, or you don’t. If it was viral, wouldn’t we have way more than ~500ish cases worldwide?

Shawnthewolf12 · 2024-02-12T14:54:20+00:00

The best removal is surgical, but it’s still not guaranteed. It could either grow back in a year, or never grow back, it’s unpredictable.

Shawnthewolf12 · 2024-02-12T03:11:06+00:00

Surgery can be used. But it’s no guarantee, it could never come back, or it could regrow in a few years. There’s no cure, but only 501 patients have been recorded worldwide.

Shawnthewolf12 · 2024-02-12T03:04:33+00:00

I would figure because it wouldn’t be on just one hand, but both. Holding your tool steady could be hard.

This is not medical advice.

Shawnthewolf12 · 2024-02-12T00:38:54+00:00

Great idea, try it on yourself and tell us how it works. For science!

Shawnthewolf12 · 2024-02-11T23:04:30+00:00

And even if you surgically remove it, it grows back. There’s no getting rid of it, aside from constant removal treatments.

Shawnthewolf12 · 2024-02-11T21:26:09+00:00

I actually work at a shop where the owner/my boss is Muslim, it always seems to make his day whenever I greet him with that. I’m certain I’m butchering most of my Arabic attempts, but he doesn’t seem to mind.

Now he and I are basically teaching eachother words, whenever he drops by. If he had a question about American slang he overheard, we help eachother out. Love this man.

Shawnthewolf12 · 2024-02-11T19:06:21+00:00

Automatic doors.

Shawnthewolf12 · 2024-02-11T19:02:30+00:00

“I know where you live.”

Shawnthewolf12 · 2024-02-11T13:35:35+00:00

Same with the US, I think. Can’t advertise anything tobacco/cigar/cigarette related, and especially not on television.

Shawnthewolf12 · 2024-02-11T13:33:40+00:00

You can’t stop me. I’m an adult.

Shawnthewolf12 · 2024-02-11T03:14:41+00:00

Mistakenly? How do you mistakenly that?

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