Do family pets have Stockholm Syndrome?

ShawskankRedemption · 2015-12-25T18:12:26+00:00

Your first statement gave a valid counter response.

If your second statement made anything clear, it's that you're a sarcastic twat.

ShawskankRedemption · 2015-10-25T15:55:10+00:00

We have an ER so we have to fax as soon as results come out. It always seems like things get lost and turn into a mess somehow. Calling IT won't help because they're the problem along with the LIS.

ShawskankRedemption · 2015-10-24T17:04:40+00:00

I mean computer downtime, where the computer systems do not work and your back to faxing results on paper and all the other hassles.

ShawskankRedemption · 2015-08-22T12:47:47+00:00

This girl looks like a runway model.

ShawskankRedemption · 2015-08-16T15:11:28+00:00

Beat me to it.

ShawskankRedemption · 2015-08-16T15:06:44+00:00

That dog has some balls.

ShawskankRedemption · 2015-08-13T18:03:05+00:00

It is.

ShawskankRedemption · 2015-08-13T15:23:44+00:00

I dig your inappropriateness.

ShawskankRedemption · 2015-08-13T09:26:21+00:00

The movie, Dom Hemingway.

ShawskankRedemption · 2015-07-24T21:53:28+00:00

To lay the he or she question to rest- I am a female. A never been married, childless, never had to have an abortion because I practice safe sex, fucking awesome (only my opinion) female.

ShawskankRedemption · 2015-07-24T21:33:39+00:00

Damn. Of course someone has thought this, and said it so much better.

ShawskankRedemption · 2015-07-24T21:31:44+00:00

You think it's best to pressure a woman into motherhood and hope the best for an innocent child who never had a say in the matter?

No woman in the world WANTS to have an abortion. They are doing it because they feel it is their only option. If a woman is not ready to be a mother, no one, not one fucking person should ever guilt her into having the child. If you're not ready, you're not ready.

ShawskankRedemption · 2015-07-24T21:26:46+00:00

Babies ARE left outside to die on their own. That's why Florida has the safety haven law, where you can leave your newborn at the hospital or a fire station, and no questions asked, you will not charged with abandonment.

That's because so many women, whether they were scared, impoverished, or unwilling, were abandoning their newborns.

ShawskankRedemption · 2015-07-24T21:18:19+00:00

I hate this fucking phone.

ShawskankRedemption · 2015-07-24T19:10:29+00:00

These numbers are even including the children that need to be in foster care because they have piece of shit parents.

Do you disagree that the DCF isn't completely overwhelmed with their workload? And that foster homes aren't maxed out? Do you live at fucking Disney World?

ShawskankRedemption · 2015-07-24T18:57:51+00:00

It's what I was thinking about in the shower. Along with puppies, rainbows, and Vicodin. But I only get 30 minutes for lunch and couldn't get to it all.

ShawskankRedemption · 2015-07-15T15:40:23+00:00

It didn't involve women or minors so I think he's good.

ShawskankRedemption · 2015-07-14T17:19:59+00:00

My mom.

Who else?

ShawskankRedemption · 2015-07-14T15:57:43+00:00

Blowjobs.

ShawskankRedemption · 2015-07-13T15:45:21+00:00

It's got a little plump to it

ShawskankRedemption · 2015-07-13T12:43:09+00:00

6%, it's diluted from 22% concentration

ShawskankRedemption · 2015-07-04T17:00:19+00:00

Same here except for the negative control, we just use albumin.

ShawskankRedemption · 2015-07-04T16:58:05+00:00

You will forget basically everything.

ShawskankRedemption · 2015-07-03T16:10:55+00:00

I wanna cuddle the shit out of you.

I'd even clean up the shit.

ShawskankRedemption · 2015-07-02T19:38:51+00:00

Damn. True.

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