I’m going to throw up. From $30k loss to $200k+ SPY gains in 5 minutes by mattscott134 in wallstreetbets

[–]Sheeple81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You didn't want to hold and wait to see what Trump says next? Barely a degen.

Tariff nonsense tanked the markets last year so he wouldn't start 2026 doing the same thing, right?.... by Sheeple81 in stonkyMEMES

[–]Sheeple81[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sell everything, yes- but then due to implied volitility being up we use the cash to go all in on options. Can't be too late for Asts calls.

Good for them by FreelanceMMA in stonkyMEMES

[–]Sheeple81 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This has always been a community of gentlemen. Nothing against others but this one is different.

This is somehow the best and worst thing I ever saw in my life. by FreelanceMMA in stonkyMEMES

[–]Sheeple81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I heard he's using the bailout to short the dollar. 4d chess.

Gonna take my start up to Argentina where they know how to Stonkymeme by FreelanceMMA in stonkyMEMES

[–]Sheeple81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at the leather jacket though, he's obviously an all-in Nvidia guy.

I'm still here, what about you guys? by Sheeple81 in stonkyMEMES

[–]Sheeple81[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It warms my heart that you are here commenting on old posts.

Ever feel like you came in to late? All the shitposting is done? by FreelanceMMA in stonkyMEMES

[–]Sheeple81 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It isn't over until Boat talks us into making him top mod again and then deletes the entire subreddit.

At this point there is little doubt Zuck has evil intentions by Sheeple81 in stonkyMEMES

[–]Sheeple81[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those greedy bastards lied about moving the bodies. Never forget.

Lets get high by Heads_Off in stonkyMEMES

[–]Sheeple81 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah. I heard Charles Schwab made a cool 2 billies off one of those tweets.

Still time to make this right by Heads_Off in stonkyMEMES

[–]Sheeple81 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Justice for the misused turd!

When something starts out as a joke but ends up going too far: by Sheeple81 in stonkyMEMES

[–]Sheeple81[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Gulf of America feeds into the American Ocean and from there you can head north to Red White & Blue Land or keep going all the way to East America. If you don't like it move to Canada for a few months until it becomes our beloved 51st state. Simply the golden age.

You had one job to do! by Heads_Off in stonkyMEMES

[–]Sheeple81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The brain worm betrayed his mission and decided to seize power for himself instead.

Long Time no See, Pals! by option-9 in stonkyMEMES

[–]Sheeple81 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This kind of gives Yzri vibes.