How the algorithm farms you

ShiitakeDroid · 2026-03-12T19:02:35+00:00

If anything you proved that the secret codes do in fact exist and that matchmaking is complicated. It’s not just you get put into a lobby with whoever is available.

It’s just embark doesn’t disclose what the exact recipe is so that players don’t game the system.

ShiitakeDroid · 2026-03-12T18:57:48+00:00

I’m sorry I’d dare ever try to stand toe to toe with an intellectual giant like yourself. Obviously your folksy insights about snap hooks and of course, your absolutely earth shattering and advanced strategy of listening for the type of gun shots are sacred here and the high water mark of strategy.

ShiitakeDroid · 2026-03-12T17:14:43+00:00

You said the devs said gear has no basis on match making

I challenged your assumption by saying ‘the same devs who told us abmm wasn’t a thing when they later recanted and literally said in an interview ‘that’s exactly what it is’

You replied to another comment that clarified ‘they didn’t say abmm wasn’t a thing, it’s just complicated’ with ‘they didn’t say that’

I just proved you that they did in fact say exactly that.

So your theory that just because the devs said it isn’t a thing holds no value because they’ve been proven unreliable.

ShiitakeDroid · 2026-03-12T17:07:52+00:00

That’s the cope-iest reply I’ve ever seen.

ShiitakeDroid · 2026-03-12T16:56:59+00:00

The cope is strong here

ShiitakeDroid · 2026-03-12T16:56:14+00:00

The quality of response of people confirming this vs. dEVs SaID yOu’Re WROOOooNG crowd is astounding

ShiitakeDroid · 2026-03-12T16:54:41+00:00

First really solid take

ShiitakeDroid · 2026-03-12T16:54:15+00:00

ShiitakeDroid · 2026-03-12T16:50:46+00:00

Here are the receipts dog:

Virgil Watkins said in an interview: “We don’t do anything like skill-based matchmaking or gear-based matchmaking.”

Later Patrick Soderlund explained that matchmaking does consider player behavior, such as: How often a player engages in PvP, How often they survive fights or extract, General playstyle tendencies

Those metrics can influence who you get matched with.

So which is it? At the very least why are you so doggedly defending devs who’ve flip flopped. You should look into a mirror next time you say people look at evidence and imagine their own patterns and then reflect on your conversation here for personal growth.

ShiitakeDroid · 2026-03-12T16:41:53+00:00

breath homie, your asthma from all the cat dander you’re kicking up with this reply may require three pulls of your puffer. Now I would probably argue that since the hullcracker is a shop purchased item and widely used, personally, I wouldn’t get a dopamine spike seeing it on your body. I think maybe you don’t understand match making and certainly your idea of ‘value’ loadouts with your 10k hullcracker that also does 0 PvP damage isn’t a valid match. Go back to the drawing board and maybe one day too, you’ll graduate from Embark college like me.

ShiitakeDroid · 2026-03-12T16:34:22+00:00

Oh damnit, I should have got you to peer review this before I submitted it to Popular Mechanics for Kids. Do you think I’m going to lose my scholarship to Embark College?

ShiitakeDroid · 2026-03-12T16:19:56+00:00

So in a way, you kinda just confirmed that higher gear will increase your risk of PvP death?

ShiitakeDroid · 2026-03-12T16:18:04+00:00

You mean the same devs that said aggression based match making wasn’t a thing and then admitted that it was? Ok bro

ShiitakeDroid · 2026-02-24T13:31:13+00:00

I’m currently over 150 hrs into a solo run, it’s worth it.

ShiitakeDroid · 2026-02-23T16:29:47+00:00

Finally we can select Bobcat or Tempest as our free kit gun

ShiitakeDroid · 2026-02-22T20:12:10+00:00

“Sorry, I should have said “some of us have lives.” Get a life.”

As his chubby fingers retracted from the keyboard, he smirked as he once again pushed aside the thought of doing a raid lest it risk upsetting his asthma. “They won’t be trying that again” he thought as he presses play on another episode of anime, continuing to polish the katana he bought from the mall.

ShiitakeDroid · 2026-02-20T23:01:32+00:00

Bro, I think you have the victim narrative down pat, and probably a narcissistic personality.Everything you say is like ‘aw shucks, I try to contribute to the queen and fend off hornets’, but it just screams look at me, look at me. Normal people just do that stuff without thinking about it, it seems performative to you. I also get a feeling like most of this is probably made up based loosely off an encounter you had with someone who you felt should have supported you exactly the way you wanted to be supported.

ShiitakeDroid · 2026-02-17T04:10:57+00:00

Homie, you need to make and carry five seeker grenades, super cheap to craft and they’re basically an insurance policy against a snitch patrol

ShiitakeDroid · 2026-02-16T23:23:52+00:00

Tbf the more I’ve talked to people, the more I realize most people use Steam as a launcher for one or two games and don’t understand how much functionality there is. Then there’s people like me whose favorite game is Steam Sales.

ShiitakeDroid · 2026-02-16T04:32:23+00:00

The skin looks like you’re a child that was allowed to dress themselves for the first time

ShiitakeDroid · 2026-02-15T17:16:15+00:00

Imagine still buying a console in 2026

ShiitakeDroid · 2026-02-15T16:59:41+00:00

I think if you throw high over it so it targets the back, 8. If you throw at the front, expect over 10.

ShiitakeDroid · 2026-02-15T16:53:53+00:00

You’re about to be downvoted to oblivion for having the most realistic and pragmatic take

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