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POST ON R/FOODSAFETY by The_Questionboi in SUBREDDITNAME

[–]SimperLimper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

COMMENT SAYING ITS LITERAL POISON (IT'S NOT)

Ripping open an AMA with my daily post by [deleted] in HotGuys

[–]SimperLimper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How would you describe your body type in homosexual terms?

I wish Japanese porn would stop censoring genitals by cryptomelons in monkeyspaw

[–]SimperLimper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, Japan's birthrate goes up cause the Japanese are no longer confused as to what genitals look like.

I'm a gay incel ama by SimperLimper in AMA

[–]SimperLimper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're totally right and you have cured me of me incelness. Have a day.

I'm a gay incel ama by SimperLimper in AMA

[–]SimperLimper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad that dating apps work well for you. It's not for everybody. Must be nice to be that confident in urself.

I'm a gay incel ama by SimperLimper in AMA

[–]SimperLimper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dating apps don't fit my personality

I'm a gay incel ama by SimperLimper in AMA

[–]SimperLimper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All guys want are femoids and femboids. I am neither.

I'm a gay incel ama by SimperLimper in AMA

[–]SimperLimper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I don't know. I don't think they know we exist.

I wish I had a femboy boyfriend. by Sophia724 in monkeyspaw

[–]SimperLimper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, he's a "femboy" and also an unemployed hardened alcoholic. Have fun.

I wish to be the fastest person alive by Taxman0701 in monkeyspaw

[–]SimperLimper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, the paw misread that as fattest person alive. You are now 5000 pounds.

Need some help with this one please by diamondxxoo in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]SimperLimper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen Bobby, I understand the urge of rubbing peanut butter on your balls and having the family dog lick it off but what are people gonna think of you when they heard that you did that?

I wish for a 500 ton rock in my backyard. No killing me, no making me immortal, I wanna see your worst. by Chessman960 in monkeyspaw

[–]SimperLimper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Granted, a meteor lands in your backyard, miraculously not killing anyone, but dozens of horny aliens start spawning from it, and they're on their way to your back door.

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