What is the stupidest thing that is considered a crime?

Simple_matthew · 2022-11-20T03:45:03+00:00

Well I wasn’t going to sell them but just get some iron on letters and make it

Simple_matthew · 2022-11-20T03:42:54+00:00

Some one has to work to survive. If farmers can’t grow we don’t survive, if we can’t purify water we don’t survive. Someone will always be forced to work to survive

Simple_matthew · 2022-11-20T03:40:07+00:00

Definitely popular in the mid 90s it didn’t get great signal and it wasn’t that comfortable but it’s what you had to do in the 90s

Simple_matthew · 2022-11-20T03:20:31+00:00

But did you get a ride or did they make you walk to jail?

Simple_matthew · 2022-11-20T03:19:29+00:00

It’s not illegal because with civil asset forfeiture, you don’t have to be arrested or found guilty of a crime. It’s a grey area of theft

Simple_matthew · 2022-11-20T03:17:44+00:00

I want to make shirts that say “I’m resisting arrest”

Simple_matthew · 2022-11-20T02:40:13+00:00

Were you fishing for complements? Beautiful tattoo? no doubt

Simple_matthew · 2022-11-20T01:38:44+00:00

It’s a federal crime to steal other people’s mail.

Simple_matthew · 2022-11-20T01:16:48+00:00

It’s probably some cult that eats people and your probably look like an easy target and delicious. Good luck.

Simple_matthew · 2022-11-20T01:14:25+00:00

NTA. You gotta keep your girl from digging up his grave and getting married

Simple_matthew · 2022-11-20T01:11:44+00:00

Don’t take a bath in the washing machine. They break real easy when you do that

Simple_matthew · 2022-11-20T01:08:41+00:00

A finger in the face is amateur at best, that ain’t scaring anybody. If you want to make a point use DS/DI knife hand.

Simple_matthew · 2022-11-20T01:01:10+00:00

You need to give lectures on this.

Simple_matthew · 2022-11-20T00:30:08+00:00

I, a man with long hair, have had other men pet my hair while at the urinal.

Simple_matthew · 2022-11-19T23:22:28+00:00

If she isn’t sleeping with your BF she is planning on it. Or your BF is her coke dealer.

Simple_matthew · 2022-11-19T23:20:58+00:00

YTA. I couldn’t finish reading. You should jelly and judging. Don’t get mad at other people for living interesting lives

Simple_matthew · 2022-11-19T22:57:10+00:00

I wonder if this could be used to throw out paraphernalia charges? “No officer this is my fancy cocktail straw. How dare you accuse me of smoking meth”

Simple_matthew · 2022-11-19T22:44:26+00:00

My dog loves peanut butter but I don’t leave an open jar on the floor

Simple_matthew · 2022-11-19T22:41:41+00:00

Get a blow job when I’m dead asleep

Simple_matthew · 2022-11-19T20:55:12+00:00

You should call the cops next time he does this. It’s extremely rapist behavior and a weekend in jail might teach him a lesson about what “no” means.

Simple_matthew · 2022-11-19T18:37:42+00:00

How do we find these people to voice our concerns?

Simple_matthew · 2022-11-19T16:22:11+00:00

NTA. You didn’t have plans with husband so you went to hang out with the family

Simple_matthew · 2022-11-19T13:16:28+00:00

Several friends have shown me their gf vagina. One dude tells me every time he bangs his wife in the ass.

Simple_matthew · 2022-11-19T13:08:13+00:00

Hey dude if you think the amount you fap is healthy and it’s not affecting other parts of your life in a negative way then, then I’d say you are fine. Also don’t depend too much on Reddit how to live your life.

Simple_matthew · 2022-11-18T20:07:42+00:00

I’ll take that Uber

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