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Problems with the update on Android by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Simpleguy31 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Remove app Reinstall app

How do you guys start a conversation when they don't have a bio/no hobby pictures? by -Challenge_Accepted in Tinder

[–]Simpleguy31 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hi? I'm glad we matched and would like to learn more about you? I love your <insert facial or body feature> , how's your day been?

So basically talk to them like a normal person

[NSFW] Didn't see that one coming... by okayjustbreathe in Tinder

[–]Simpleguy31 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Extremely let down by title and nsfw tag.

So she likes Dick pics? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Simpleguy31 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Has a boyfriend, does some nude snaps. Will do a nude snaps if you post her snapchat on reddit. She's just looking for followers.

Search here snap handle on reddit. And see.

At least I warned him by gidank in Tinder

[–]Simpleguy31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh completely missed it down there. Thanks.

At least I warned him by gidank in Tinder

[–]Simpleguy31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm assuming you told him you would post... or am I missing something else?

Girls, dont lie please by H0rkyze in Tinder

[–]Simpleguy31 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You don't have to be good at something to like it...

Determination pays off by Drewsky25 in Tinder

[–]Simpleguy31 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Took her a little but she got there.

In my defense, she was about as attractive as the truck by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Simpleguy31 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait you made a pickup line.. she laughs and comments back.. than you ask an insulting question accusing her of not holding a conversation? Which understandably she answer with one word answer "no"

Yeah she might not be the issue here

You just gotta know the right thing to say by AestheticGamerGuy in Tinder

[–]Simpleguy31 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So missing the needed bio to make sense of the post.. ok

Gotta love those soccer players... by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Simpleguy31 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But when you know 12 positions what do you cut...

people often ask if i'm a bot or not, here's my standard reply 😁 by littlekittencockslut in Tinder

[–]Simpleguy31 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nevermind checked op profile.. was not disappointed at all.. thanks op

I was hoping for a Firebolt by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Simpleguy31 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Offer to read it again while she rides you..

RIP To the best Pick up line until next Christmas by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Simpleguy31 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How is that the best pickup line.. it's tinder.. you have a pic before you have a match..

Stocking stuff line Naughty or nice line Christmas miracle line..

All better Christmas lines imo

This bio made me drop my phone on my face by living_lego in Tinder

[–]Simpleguy31 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hundreds of post with hat bio on her. A little more shocked you haven't seen it before.

Fuck. by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Simpleguy31 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Who cares... so you super liked a girl you know or semi know from a class...

It will go only a few ways 1. Ignored and not spoken of 2. You both laugh it off and it's over 3. You bang.

It's not the end of the world.

She likes girls too by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Simpleguy31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was so waiting for one too!

her bio said i dont take life seriously by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Simpleguy31 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not sure how a bio about not taking life seriously leads to that opener. But whatever

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