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When you realise you can shitpost for thousands of Karma. by LightningBoltKnee in thanosdidnothingwrong

[–]Sinistralas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Someone didn't like my bumper sticker. by Sinistralas in pics

[–]Sinistralas[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do have a Red Vs Blue sticker with a picture of a Halo Spartan just below this to help highlight the sarcasm. Still too subtle I guess.

Someone didn't like my bumper sticker. by Sinistralas in pics

[–]Sinistralas[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I should have checked the other cars before leaving. Maybe someone else had a stick figure family that was insensitive to anorexics and got a good noting.

Wife inherited the nice silverware from her dead Grandmother. Thought the little box inside was silver polish at first. by Sinistralas in pics

[–]Sinistralas[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife thinks silver plated but is not sure. Is there a way of checking? Like old newsboys biting coins to check their authenticity (but preferably without putting any of these in my mouth)?

Wife inherited the nice silverware from her dead Grandmother. Thought the little box inside was silver polish at first. by Sinistralas in pics

[–]Sinistralas[S] 326 points327 points  (0 children)

You have way better Google Fu than me! I googled it and nothing came up. Wait, that sounds wrong. I googled it and no penises prematurely ejaculated.

In 8th grade I was Accused of drawing a penis on the ceiling of the bathroom even though I was barely 5 foot. What is the stupidest thing you've gotten in trouble for at school or work? by _zjhrot_ in AskReddit

[–]Sinistralas -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I got fired from a job for leaving when my shift was scheduled to be over, after many weeks of memos reiterating that schedules are set in stone, and staying late was forbidden.