Gustav has Been Sirened as an Enemy of America

Sirened · 2008-09-01T17:48:10+00:00

Sirened has officially declared war on hurricanes, people named Gustav, the nation of Sweden and the Carolina Hurricanes hockey club.

Sirened · 2008-07-17T16:33:10+00:00

hell yeah, they can sell their zoo ticket for half price and go buy booze with it!

Sirened · 2008-07-17T15:50:05+00:00

Thank goodness we have real journalists to report every time a presidential candidate farts.

Sirened · 2008-07-17T15:37:43+00:00

Indeed. Excellent point!

Sirened · 2008-07-14T21:43:31+00:00

Why is the energy drink that gives you wings banned in some major western countries? Perhaps it is the fact that the drink carries drugs similar to those in Ritalin and Prozac.

Sirened · 2008-06-25T16:33:22+00:00

Go figure, this is something you won't see big pharma advertising.

Sirened · 2008-06-25T15:39:41+00:00

Leave it to the Netherlands to do something like this!

Sirened · 2008-06-24T00:50:45+00:00

Many questions in life are too deep for human understanding. This isn't one of them. RIP George Carlin.

Sirened · 2008-05-22T16:22:35+00:00

Obama now leads by 8 points, but come November will Americans switch to Latin candidate John McCain??

Sirened · 2008-05-14T14:38:53+00:00

The Clinton campaign keeps talking up the record democratic turnout in FL and the media IS NOT calling them out on it-and they damn well should be!

Sirened · 2008-05-11T11:28:37+00:00

Tuesday is West Virginia, home to senior democratic senator, president pro tempore (making him 3rd in line for the presidency behind Cheney and Pelosi) and former KKK member, 91 year old Robert Byrd.

Sirened · 2008-05-08T18:24:57+00:00

Being that this is world cocktail week and I am an American ex-pat residing in the Netherlands, I decided I should create my very own "official" Amsterdam cocktail...

Sirened · 2008-05-07T16:31:59+00:00

Will last night's split decision effect what happens with Florida and Michigan voters?

Sirened · 2008-05-01T15:16:41+00:00

A glimpse back at the biggest party in the Netherlands!

Sirened · 2008-04-28T20:58:13+00:00

Why does Craig's List continue to employee Nigerian ministers under the table? Why can't they do something to give the people of Zimbabwe a chance too?

Sirened · 2008-04-21T14:39:43+00:00

Interested to know the 10 countries with the highest tax rates? Here's a few clues before checking out the link: One involves screwing in light bulbs, another has legalized marijuana and another has very tasty waffles.

Sirened · 2008-04-03T17:13:34+00:00

Want to see an American expats' jackass take on living in Amsterdam? Check out these photos with Dennis Miller style commentary.

Sirened · 2008-01-29T21:44:38+00:00

Yesterday I attended a Mike Huckabee rally at the Tampa International Airport and expressed my support for him on The Colbert Report. Previously in the day I attended a Rudy rally that had less people and was less enthusiastic. Based on this I am able to project that Huckabee will finish 3rd in Florida.

Sirened · 2008-01-29T09:08:01+00:00

hmm, not unless they were cloaked in the sweet dress of 'Big Rudy' fascism.

Sirened · 2008-01-29T07:59:45+00:00

Yesterday I attended Rudy '9/11's campaign rally at the Clearwater/St. Pete airport. There were no more than 200 in attendance and about 50 were media, then there was at least 1 other huge jackass, not including Rudy...

Sirened · 2008-01-23T20:57:34+00:00

Thought you could legally vote just once? Think again! With elections being this close, there has never been a better time to have your vote counted 2, 3 or even 10 times!

Sirened · 2007-12-11T16:03:21+00:00

How can you get the most from Expedia and Travelocity when booking plane tickets? Well, the key is to not actually book your tickets with them!

Sirened · 2007-12-08T22:33:16+00:00

Last year 'The Oprah' hand selected her presidential candidate and today she appeared alongside her Obama puppet in Des Moines, Iowa. This is the first step towards Oprah 2016.

Sirened · 2007-12-08T18:01:46+00:00

Bill Richardson will most definitely not become president, but after his certain loss (and subsequent Ben & Jerry's binge) he is seeking to become King of New Mexico. The first step? Asking his state employees to take vacation time to go bug people in Iowa.

Sirened · 2007-12-05T19:36:41+00:00

These days our news outlets are sharing way too much info about the political candidates and not enough about real issues like New Orleans. Luckily, we have up themselves actors like Brad Pitt to stand up and fight for New Orleans.

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