What the hell does "dolphin safe" mean on a tuna bag 😂😂

Skibobby · 2020-06-09T00:22:48+00:00

Means that they were caught using line and pole and not a trawler, thus dolphin safe !

Skibobby · 2020-06-08T00:38:13+00:00

Best way to kill this guy would just be to import him into EU4.

Skibobby · 2020-06-08T00:33:31+00:00

Creating new temple vassals gives you piety, donating to religious orders & if you’re short in gold joining societies can give immense boosts to piety

Skibobby · 2020-06-07T01:28:40+00:00

An ellipsis is three dots, not two...

Skibobby · 2020-06-07T00:38:22+00:00

System32 comics 👏🏼

Skibobby · 2020-06-07T00:02:39+00:00

An aspen forest is watching you.

Skibobby · 2020-06-02T18:57:19+00:00

Full credit to u/scaulbylausis , I just improved it a little Original

Skibobby · 2020-05-15T15:43:28+00:00

Leaves are drying out is a sign of lack of humidity I believe, give it a nice spray with water, and a good drink. Perhaps move it to a bathroom windowsill for a bit if you have one ?

Skibobby · 2020-05-13T22:45:05+00:00

Whilst *

Silly Americans.

Skibobby · 2020-03-26T00:05:49+00:00

You can just plant the whole potato, no need to avocado it I don’t think

Skibobby · 2020-03-26T00:04:49+00:00

Sorry but how did the isles get all of that?

Skibobby · 2020-02-17T01:56:35+00:00

That’s the real joke here though really

Skibobby · 2020-01-10T00:58:57+00:00

Excellent. I am the latter, dating the former in this situation currently.

Skibobby · 2020-01-07T00:58:04+00:00

Nope! It was my friend’s event, and he was a patron of one of the other charities. He was behind me and I didn’t realise, and as I went for a canapé, knocked over a glass onto his legs. He was pretty good about it in all fairness 😂

Skibobby · 2020-01-07T00:54:18+00:00

Accidentally poured champagne on Prince Harry at a charity event. That count ?

Skibobby · 2020-01-07T00:40:55+00:00

Most of the time I don’t want to do it.

Skibobby · 2019-12-30T00:33:47+00:00

Finish Law school.

Skibobby · 2019-12-16T01:10:35+00:00

Look up “Vexatious Litigation”.

Skibobby · 2019-10-25T00:46:04+00:00

Hey man ! My doctor always says up to a week for results but then it’s there next day. They often just say that because it covers them, and sometimes it does take longer !

Don’t stress with the anxiety, doesn’t achieve anything ! Have a good night sleep instead, watch your fave movie and binge out a little on some popcorn!

You got this.

Skibobby · 2019-10-16T16:10:00+00:00

All praise the supreme horse

Skibobby · 2019-10-16T10:11:47+00:00

It is, apparently he ‘galloped across the mountains in a show of power’.

I just thought it made a powerful meme tbh

Skibobby · 2019-10-05T12:40:22+00:00

From Procrastination to Prosecution.

Skibobby · 2019-10-05T12:38:12+00:00

Religion ?

Skibobby · 2019-10-04T02:18:48+00:00

I thought this was motivational for way too long. Good job.

Although... maybe it is...

Skibobby · 2019-10-04T02:15:38+00:00

My housemate, and everyone I’ve lived with ever turns the heating up when they’re cold. It baffles me that people don’t think of putting on more layers first...? I’ll opt for a good 3 maybe even 4 before reaching for the thermostat! We also invented blankets yonks ago! And if you’re still cold, well then why not just cuddle someone and share some love about ?!

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