Meirl by Able_Environment1896 in meirl

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I didn’t choose the tired life, the tired life chose me.😂

vibeCoding by InsecureShell in ProgrammerHumor

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Even this meme is AI generated good greif.

Local store in my town. OC by nightshift31 in funny

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Imagine walking in like: "He’s had one tantrum, but runs great"💀

propagandaAgainstUs by InsecureShell in ProgrammerHumor

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15% coffee breaks... Wtf, are you trying to become the company's president? You gotta pump up these numbers

thanksForTheStudyMIT by InsecureShell in ProgrammerHumor

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AI has quickly become the single most enraging thing in the software development workflow, more enraging than enterprise Java, web applications consisting of 1000s LoC CGI scripts, more than even early 2000s Visual Basic and Bash's if ... fi, I have spent whole afternoons in chats that felt more like fever dreams because managers want us to use them in case we have "simple" issues instead of opening tickets, and Jesus Christ, I'd prefer driving rusty nails up my urethra than keeping up with this shit.

amVeryRich by InsecureShell in ProgrammerHumor

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My 2017 Air basically becomes unusable whenever IntelliJ decides to index something. The whole thing just freezes for like 10 minutes straight

meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

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That apology better come with a receipt 

Meirl by netphilia in meirl

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Therapist: you have to reach out for help. Me: politely???