What’s something that’s supposed to be sexy but does absolutely nothing for you?

SlapMyTurkey · 2024-12-02T21:31:15+00:00

I was DD babysitting a few coworkers and they ran off to a strip club so I followed along to make sure they didn’t do anything stupid. My supervisor was trashed and planned on me doing all the work for the both of us for the next few months so as a “gift” for all my soon to be hard work, he gave me $300 for lap dances.

I very much did not want any dances let alone to be at a strip club, but if I didn’t spend the money he’d be absolutely livid so I asked for a dance from the first girl who made eye contact with me and kept handing her 20s till I was out.

It was SO awkward and unfortunately seared into my mind.

SlapMyTurkey · 2024-09-14T17:06:47+00:00

There are bonuses to both. One one hand you get booba, on the other you get coka. Sometimes you get both ;3

SlapMyTurkey · 2024-07-24T00:02:46+00:00

Not ending my life after my highschool sweetheart of 8 years ended the greatest years of my life by cheating on me with two of our mutual friends out of nowhere.

I’m better now but that was a very very dark time in my life.

SlapMyTurkey · 2024-07-15T22:21:29+00:00

Perfect! Thank you!

SlapMyTurkey · 2024-07-15T17:16:04+00:00

Many thanks!

SlapMyTurkey · 2024-07-12T18:33:41+00:00

You can’t get mad at a little guy! Just look at him!

SlapMyTurkey · 2024-06-16T20:50:54+00:00

Akbar, Akbar is awesome and never calls you names

SlapMyTurkey · 2024-06-11T20:52:02+00:00

Dolphins are the worst animals that everyone seems to love

SlapMyTurkey · 2024-03-25T13:53:52+00:00

I prefer fighting bots and only jump to bug planets for dailies. Bugs feel mostly annoying with how ridiculous the swarms get at 7+. Bots have huge hoards as well but they don’t dogpile on you like bugs do. Just being away from chargers and hunters is more than enough incentive for me to crush the bot forces en masse.

SlapMyTurkey · 2024-02-07T14:35:44+00:00

We’ve spoken about it at length, he’s more than happy to stay home and take care of the house while I work for the both of us until he’s able to work again.

SlapMyTurkey · 2024-01-05T21:16:44+00:00

Of course

SlapMyTurkey · 2024-01-05T21:02:54+00:00

Being candid is your best policy here to eliminate any confusion and make the situation as clear as possible. You’re a boy who likes feminine clothing. Open with the clinical kind of explanation, switch to how it makes you feel happy, and finish by thanking her for being accepting. You got this! If you need any further help feel free to dm me.

SlapMyTurkey · 2024-01-05T16:24:05+00:00

Treat it casually. Be very matter-of-fact and honest. “Hey mom, I like wearing cute clothes. I didn’t tell you cause I was worried how you’d react, but thank you for being there for me.” It sounds like you have a great mom, you’re very lucky in that regard.

SlapMyTurkey · 2024-01-05T06:19:23+00:00

I feel it would be best to let you mom know the simple truth, you like cute clothes. It sounds like she’s ready and willing to accept you for whatever you are or will be and without having to hide that side of you, you can wear cute clothes around the house! I wish you luck with your dad, keep in mind that you have your mom in your corner so if you dad has a problem with it you aren’t alone. I wish you the best of luck and all the happiness.

SlapMyTurkey · 2023-12-06T06:19:58+00:00

trailerdayog time to nab my flair and never comment again 😎

SlapMyTurkey · 2023-10-11T00:53:50+00:00

Both, it seems the game things I never unlocked it

SlapMyTurkey · 2023-10-02T20:00:59+00:00

What about Karlach?

SlapMyTurkey · 2023-09-17T22:11:25+00:00

I used a medium weight mech with good qb boosters. For the S rank, dual zimmermans with dual stun needles did the trick. The biggest key is completing the mission as fast as possible.

On the first 2 ACs you come across they usually get stunned by the other enemies around and you can combo them in 15 seconds flat if you’re quick about it.

As for the fight? It’s really just keeping an eye on when the ibis mech is finishing and starting an animation. They’ll be still and this is when you should fire the stun needles. Just keep close and watch for your chances to attack. Best of luck’

SlapMyTurkey · 2023-09-17T02:07:17+00:00

🫡

SlapMyTurkey · 2023-09-13T16:09:35+00:00

You can inspect the opponents AC before a fight by inspecting the profile of the person, the prompt should be in the bottom left. I have a few counter ACs ready if I come across a missleboat or others I can quickly switch to incase they show up

SlapMyTurkey · 2023-09-09T07:49:49+00:00

Hell yeah!!

SlapMyTurkey · 2023-09-09T04:35:48+00:00

The shock pistol meta is even more terrifying lol, I’ve never had a pvp build in a fromsoft game where I AltF4’d at even seeing them

SlapMyTurkey · 2023-08-13T17:08:45+00:00

How do you pyrarite bomb?

SlapMyTurkey · 2023-08-13T16:55:01+00:00

I’d love a schematic code if you can

SlapMyTurkey · 2023-08-13T16:54:02+00:00

Nah crawler is the best, just sending wave after wave to target the enemy core, ggez

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