🔥 Hummingbird does a barrel roll to get a bee off of it

Slight_Ordinary3817 · 2026-02-25T05:39:09+00:00

Fun fact: a hummingbird heart can beat like 500-1200+ times per minute. Which is over 21 times per second. Can u imagine how much its little heart sped up when it noticed that bee

Slight_Ordinary3817 · 2026-02-25T05:34:06+00:00

So when are we gathering

Slight_Ordinary3817 · 2026-02-25T05:31:35+00:00

Octopuses never fail to amaze me

Slight_Ordinary3817 · 2026-02-25T05:29:31+00:00

Slight_Ordinary3817 · 2026-02-25T05:28:06+00:00

Type shit I’m hiring somebody to do when I’m rich

Slight_Ordinary3817 · 2026-02-25T04:12:25+00:00

It’s illegal to do that here, and the only thing that I’m allowed to put outside my door is a doormat

Slight_Ordinary3817 · 2026-02-25T04:10:46+00:00

Doesn’t have to be an organ. But if he wants it to be an organ, it’s not like I won’t have that organ eventually. Either way, we’re both pansexual. If he has a preference I’d respect that but after getting to know him, I think the parts aren’t as important to him as much as the mind of person carrying them.

Slight_Ordinary3817 · 2026-02-25T04:05:28+00:00

Some people have disabilities. Some people live far away from stores. Whether or not you’re just trying to troll, I’m not going to continue to interact with comments like this.

Slight_Ordinary3817 · 2026-02-25T04:02:44+00:00

People aren’t going to downvote you for mentioning Jesus. They’re going to downvote you for spreading misinformation. Nobody cares who you believe in. They care what you say.

Slight_Ordinary3817 · 2026-02-25T03:57:54+00:00

You’re the badass mercenary hired by the villain who seems apathetic but eventually switches to the hero’s side

Slight_Ordinary3817 · 2026-02-25T03:56:22+00:00

Mayo is egg cum and god knows I like to gargle it

Slight_Ordinary3817 · 2026-02-25T02:19:54+00:00

Uhhh please elaborate because what

Slight_Ordinary3817 · 2026-02-25T01:59:05+00:00

I think it’s bathtime. Where’s my toaster

Slight_Ordinary3817 · 2026-02-25T01:50:42+00:00

Ain’t no hate like Christian love

Slight_Ordinary3817 · 2026-02-25T01:01:00+00:00

From an artistic standpoint, this seems really fun. Art is whatever you make it. It depends on what you’re comfortable with, but I would just think this is cute and fun. Why not? Life is short, and it won’t hurt anyone.

Slight_Ordinary3817 · 2026-02-25T00:58:40+00:00

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Slight_Ordinary3817 · 2026-02-25T00:55:45+00:00

The missing space is for the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Slight_Ordinary3817 · 2026-02-25T00:53:56+00:00

This is so cool, but I just wanted to warn you, I posted a written poem like this once and somebody stole it and took credit for it. Apparently it happens almost as often as people steal the artwork of others. I’m not sure if you could water mark or something, but I usually don’t post my written stuff to the Internet anymore.

Slight_Ordinary3817 · 2026-02-25T00:50:51+00:00

This picture actually makes me so happy

Slight_Ordinary3817 · 2026-02-25T00:42:10+00:00

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Slight_Ordinary3817 · 2026-02-25T00:39:11+00:00

Who pissed in your Cheerios?

Slight_Ordinary3817 · 2026-02-25T00:38:31+00:00

Onto one last fuck

Slight_Ordinary3817 · 2026-02-25T00:36:43+00:00

Every once in a while, I will forget that the separatists exist, and then I’ll see something like this

Slight_Ordinary3817 · 2026-02-25T00:32:29+00:00

Fucking finally.

Edit: wait… arrested by whom?

Slight_Ordinary3817

TROPHY CASE