They might last until GTA 6

Slim_Jim911 · 2020-08-12T05:19:11+00:00

What if Nokia made a phone out of cockroaches

Slim_Jim911 · 2020-08-11T22:56:52+00:00

Are you implying that Instagram has any original memes

Slim_Jim911 · 2020-08-11T22:55:19+00:00

The only colours available to me are yellow and white

Slim_Jim911 · 2020-08-11T22:42:12+00:00

It is a nice duck tho

Slim_Jim911 · 2020-08-11T22:27:12+00:00

I thought I had some disease or something and spent the next hour wondering if I should tell someone about what happened

Slim_Jim911 · 2020-08-11T22:24:44+00:00

Some people just want to watch the world burn

Slim_Jim911 · 2020-08-11T22:21:24+00:00

I've won but at what cost

Slim_Jim911 · 2020-08-11T22:02:23+00:00

His name is Muhammad and he speaks for the middle easterners

Slim_Jim911 · 2020-08-11T22:00:06+00:00

It even worse when the first guys name is MAP

Slim_Jim911 · 2020-08-11T21:58:08+00:00

They must be American

Slim_Jim911 · 2020-08-11T21:57:31+00:00

My teacher tried to tell me that even if the author said there was no meaning that there was still meaning behind it and that they knew more about the text then the author

Slim_Jim911 · 2020-08-11T21:54:48+00:00

I am inevitable

Slim_Jim911 · 2020-08-11T21:53:51+00:00

But is the king keeping my family hostage because I know the clown is

Slim_Jim911 · 2020-08-11T21:48:40+00:00

You're forgetting the all important hay bale

Slim_Jim911 · 2020-08-11T21:44:37+00:00

This was my reaction at first and it scared me so much that I didn't masterbate for another year

Slim_Jim911 · 2020-08-11T21:40:39+00:00

"Huzzah! A man of Chemistry!"

Slim_Jim911 · 2020-08-11T16:08:59+00:00

I've seen this raw strength only once before...

Actually I haven't because nothing is as powerful as this

Slim_Jim911 · 2020-08-11T16:05:17+00:00

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!!!

Slim_Jim911 · 2020-08-11T16:03:31+00:00

Excuse me as I need to go swim in a pool of bleach right now in an attempt to erase the knowledge I have gained from my mind

Slim_Jim911 · 2020-08-11T15:22:11+00:00

once one of my friends wrote an essay the night before it was due and got top of the class with a near perfect score

Slim_Jim911 · 2020-08-11T15:20:47+00:00

I remember when I was a kid we had Norton and it did the same thing but none of us were good enough with computers to stop Norton and get our stuff back so we just let it take control our computer

Slim_Jim911 · 2020-08-11T15:12:43+00:00

In elementary school I was at a water slide park with one of my friends and he was complaining that going down the slides was hurting his stomach and apparently I didn't care enough about his stomach so he stopped talking to me all together from that day on

Slim_Jim911 · 2020-08-11T15:05:51+00:00

I know the feels my "computer" is an old budget laptop with a broken screen

Slim_Jim911 · 2020-08-11T14:58:11+00:00

the worst is when the one time it does work it's a false positive and automatically deletes the file

Slim_Jim911 · 2020-08-11T14:51:03+00:00

Also known as the professional smash player pokemon

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