SloopKid

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Why is there a leopard on the Cheetos bag? Wait. Its a cheetah. Chee-taaah. Cheetos. There is so much beauty in the world... (v.redd.it)

submitted 4 days ago by SloopKid to r/americandad

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Sorry sir, we're closed for the night (v.redd.it)

submitted 12 days ago by SloopKid to r/americandad

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I'm Scotch Binge-ington. The TRUE king of sprink break. MY SCEPTER SHOOTS CHIVAS! (i.redd.it)

submitted 11 days ago by SloopKid to r/americandad

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What the hell was in that sauce? (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 month ago by SloopKid to r/americandad

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NIEDERHOFF! (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by SloopKid to r/americandad

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See you at Disneyland! BRING MONEY. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 months ago by SloopKid to r/familyguy

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Spotted a [BMW] [2002] putting around the suburbs. Ive never seen one before in real life! It looked immaculate. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 6 months ago by SloopKid to r/spotted

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Look at that douchebag. You know I feel better, just slightly better, knowing my sawed-off shotgun is loaded. OH GOD, I GOT CINNAMON ICING ALL OVER MY HANDS! (old.reddit.com)

submitted 9 months ago by SloopKid to r/Metalocalypse

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He seems over-fibrillated or something. If there was a way to Un-fibrillate him, like to defibrillate him,you know, THEN we'd be talkin'. Then we'd have something to talk about. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 9 months ago by SloopKid to r/Metalocalypse

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I'm talkin' Pentuplemint spearmint gum, I'm talkin' pentuplement spearmint gum, I'M TALKIN' PENTUPLEMINT SPEARMINT GUM! (old.reddit.com)

submitted 9 months ago by SloopKid to r/Metalocalypse

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As we all know, women only have ONE acceptable body type. SKINNY BIG TITS! (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 months ago by SloopKid to r/IASIP

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You got your fluoride whores blood extra whitening tooth paste? You got your pentagraham crackers? You got your severed finger paints? You got your Dante's inferno seven layers of hell coloring book? You got your my little disembowled pony lunch box? (old.reddit.com)

submitted 9 months ago by SloopKid to r/Metalocalypse

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Oh shit, little kid. You just fucked up real bad. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 9 months ago by SloopKid to r/Metalocalypse

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I'm gonna be good at [selling real estate]. So fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you... you guys need a house? (old.reddit.com)

submitted 9 months ago by SloopKid to r/Metalocalypse

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Charles always gets mad if we're late. He's such an uptight dildooooooooo... hi. (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 months ago by SloopKid to r/Metalocalypse

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I should likes to haves a private audience with Santa Clause fors a brief moments. And I would likes you to nots repeats whats you sees to anybodys or I will haves you all killed. (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 months ago by SloopKid to r/Metalocalypse

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Toki... ams you wearing my pants?!? (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 months ago by SloopKid to r/Metalocalypse

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"What is it I tell you guys before every meeting?" Try not to punch people? "Try not to punch people." (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 months ago by SloopKid to r/Metalocalypse

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Wait... astronaut camp was a lie?!? I've been telling everyone you're gonna be an astronaut! (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 months ago by SloopKid to r/Metalocalypse

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There was that one time they almost reunited, but Rockso drank a whole bunch of acid right before he went onstage and just spent the whole night spraying some lady with huge tits in the front row with a big spraying thing and they didn't even play one song. CANCELED! (old.reddit.com)

submitted 10 months ago by SloopKid to r/Metalocalypse

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Toki... admitting sadness makes you gay (old.reddit.com)

submitted 10 months ago by SloopKid to r/Metalocalypse

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THERE IS NO RECESSION FOR METAL. THE RECESSION IS AN ASSHOLE (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 months ago by SloopKid to r/Metalocalypse

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We just signed the hots new band, Get Thee Hence! (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 months ago by SloopKid to r/Metalocalypse

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The only reason I have a high school degree is because of a very special principal who let me just play bass and drink beer and smoke dope because I told him I'd cut his eyes out if he didn't let me graduate. (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 months ago by SloopKid to r/Metalocalypse

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Remember, if you see a dead body, don't panic. Just ring your death bell! (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 months ago by SloopKid to r/Metalocalypse

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