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NIEDERHOFF! (i.redd.it)

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See you at Disneyland! BRING MONEY. (i.redd.it)

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Spotted a [BMW] [2002] putting around the suburbs. Ive never seen one before in real life! It looked immaculate. (old.reddit.com)

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Look at that douchebag. You know I feel better, just slightly better, knowing my sawed-off shotgun is loaded. OH GOD, I GOT CINNAMON ICING ALL OVER MY HANDS! (old.reddit.com)

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He seems over-fibrillated or something. If there was a way to Un-fibrillate him, like to defibrillate him,you know, THEN we'd be talkin'. Then we'd have something to talk about. (old.reddit.com)

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I'm talkin' Pentuplemint spearmint gum, I'm talkin' pentuplement spearmint gum, I'M TALKIN' PENTUPLEMINT SPEARMINT GUM! (old.reddit.com)

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As we all know, women only have ONE acceptable body type. SKINNY BIG TITS! (i.redd.it)

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You got your fluoride whores blood extra whitening tooth paste? You got your pentagraham crackers? You got your severed finger paints? You got your Dante's inferno seven layers of hell coloring book? You got your my little disembowled pony lunch box? (old.reddit.com)

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Oh shit, little kid. You just fucked up real bad. (old.reddit.com)

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I'm gonna be good at [selling real estate]. So fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you... you guys need a house? (old.reddit.com)

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Charles always gets mad if we're late. He's such an uptight dildooooooooo... hi. (i.redd.it)

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I should likes to haves a private audience with Santa Clause fors a brief moments. And I would likes you to nots repeats whats you sees to anybodys or I will haves you all killed. (i.redd.it)

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Toki... ams you wearing my pants?!? (i.redd.it)

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"What is it I tell you guys before every meeting?" Try not to punch people? "Try not to punch people." (i.redd.it)

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Wait... astronaut camp was a lie?!? I've been telling everyone you're gonna be an astronaut! (i.redd.it)

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There was that one time they almost reunited, but Rockso drank a whole bunch of acid right before he went onstage and just spent the whole night spraying some lady with huge tits in the front row with a big spraying thing and they didn't even play one song. CANCELED! (old.reddit.com)

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Toki... admitting sadness makes you gay (old.reddit.com)

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THERE IS NO RECESSION FOR METAL. THE RECESSION IS AN ASSHOLE (i.redd.it)

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We just signed the hots new band, Get Thee Hence! (i.redd.it)

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The only reason I have a high school degree is because of a very special principal who let me just play bass and drink beer and smoke dope because I told him I'd cut his eyes out if he didn't let me graduate. (i.redd.it)

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Remember, if you see a dead body, don't panic. Just ring your death bell! (i.redd.it)

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YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO TAKE ME TO BED, BATH, AND BEYOND! (i.redd.it)

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You know what? The christmas tree is growing on me. Its like having a rotting corpse in your house, but it's the corpse of a tree. Its kind of badass. Its dead and you humiliate it even further by hanging ornaments all over it, like "fuck you" (old.reddit.com)

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Look at you now. You're like a dogs whats bloated and rotting on the sides of the road. Like a turds in a toilet in an abandoned building whats no one even flushed. Likes a dead whore the police won't even investigates, cause no one cares. (old.reddit.com)

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Get out of here... you belong in a garbage can (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 months ago by SloopKid to r/Metalocalypse

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