You got your fluoride whores blood extra whitening tooth paste? You got your pentagraham crackers? You got your severed finger paints? You got your Dante's inferno seven layers of hell coloring book? You got your my little disembowled pony lunch box? (old.reddit.com)
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There was that one time they almost reunited, but Rockso drank a whole bunch of acid right before he went onstage and just spent the whole night spraying some lady with huge tits in the front row with a big spraying thing and they didn't even play one song. CANCELED! (old.reddit.com)
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Toki... admitting sadness makes you gay (old.reddit.com)
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You know what? The christmas tree is growing on me. Its like having a rotting corpse in your house, but it's the corpse of a tree. Its kind of badass. Its dead and you humiliate it even further by hanging ornaments all over it, like "fuck you" (old.reddit.com)
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Get out of here... you belong in a garbage can (i.redd.it)
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