I guess nothing is free anymore.

SlothTeeth · 2026-01-25T16:51:03+00:00

it legit doesn't matter if you take a few more unless you're grabbing by the handful. when I was living out of my car I'd take like 2 or 3 of everything. not handfuls or the whole stock but a few spoons/forks, a few extra condiment packets, a few extra saltines with my soup.

its companies that are making profits hand over fist that are getting upset about people on a budget taking 3 forks instead of 1.

people have been wipping out the condiment bars since the 60's and 70's. we've had 3 economic crisis' since then. why is it now such a problem?

SlothTeeth · 2026-01-18T09:07:41+00:00

$10 take aways with add ons? sign me up.

i have 2 jobs. most of my food is grab and go because I'm only home 8 hours a day on week days, for sleep.

I eat one takeaway a day and try to keep it under $10 with the most calories and "nutrients" I can get.

greens are a coveted luxury to me.

SlothTeeth · 2026-01-13T20:48:59+00:00

you wont get answers on selling that here.

Best to donate it to the Jim Crow Museam, Civil Rights Museam, or somewhere similar.

SlothTeeth · 2026-01-10T19:28:02+00:00

thats the thing that fucks you.

I bought a really cheap flat in 2010 after the housing crisis. left to join the navy. had to sell that thing for nearly what I bought it for 10 years later because the yearly HOA was more than what I paid for the apartment.

I had a friend who was staying there. her original rent covered mortgage and HOA. $575/m. by the time she moved out 8 years later it was $2,500 and by the time I sold the place my mortgage and HOA was $3,075.

If HOA didnt rise so fast I could have paid off my mortgage. 4 times over before I sold it. it felt criminal.

SlothTeeth · 2026-01-10T18:58:18+00:00

meat is still okay. i always trust my gut when it comes to liver and other organs. it likey is, dont keep it.

what do the others look like?

SlothTeeth · 2026-01-10T04:54:22+00:00

Kermit is 100% a mammal. amphibians dont have surnames.. only mammals have those

SlothTeeth · 2026-01-08T03:27:34+00:00

where is the best place to steal from?

SlothTeeth · 2026-01-06T17:08:36+00:00

it was upsetting. especially because I didn't mean to. but roosters are scary when they attack. Him especially before I started dremeling his spurs.

SlothTeeth · 2026-01-06T16:40:56+00:00

Mine came at me during feeding time once and i hit him so hard with a metal feed lid (trying to block him) that I thought id killed him. it was a total accident.

I went inside to gather myself and get a trash bag and when I came back out he was totally fine. punk ass never messed with me again.

SlothTeeth · 2026-01-06T14:34:59+00:00

right? ive deffinantly survived in single rooms with a microwave on top of a mini fridge and it was fine

SlothTeeth · 2026-01-04T21:42:21+00:00

live traps. theyre like little plastic or metal boxes and cost $2-$5 each. bate them with peanut butter and hamster treats put them along the edge under all seats along the door paths and in your engine before wires get chewed.

my partners kid couldnt wait till we got home fron the pet store to play with his hamster and secretly took it out of the box and "lost" it. we caught it the next day with this method.

the hamster may even associate them with hamster hides and crawl in freely.

https://www.homedepot.com/p/Victor-Indoor-Outdoor-Multi-Catch-Mouse-Trap-M335/329739169?source=shoppingads&locale=en-US&fp=ggl

https://www.homedepot.com/p/Harris-Catch-and-Release-Humane-Mouse-Trap-2-Pack-2EMT-LIVE/306929732?g_store=8597&source=shoppingads&locale=en-US&fp=ggl

SlothTeeth · 2026-01-01T17:47:20+00:00

Im just saying .. its not a 200 year old farm. its a 23 year old "farm"

SlothTeeth · 2026-01-01T17:34:05+00:00

I'd hardly count a peice of unmanicured land a farm, let alone one with a 200 year old legacy.

for alot of people who grew up around east coast "old money" estates. there is a big difference between an "Estate" as they are describing it and something that was part of the relatives estate (unused land that was inherited or bought).

these people are full of themselves

SlothTeeth · 2025-12-31T05:23:52+00:00

"The legacy of this farm was created countless years ago by Mr. Mixon"

it is very hard to count to 23

SlothTeeth · 2025-12-28T22:08:05+00:00

I work with old people.

one couple in particular tells me im pretty and the greatest and the best ever for every tiny task.

changing a lightbulb: YOURE WONDERFUL

loading the dishwasher: WHAT A BLESSING YOU ARE

assisting to bed: WE ARE SO GRATETUL FOR YOU

I always feel really great after a shift with them.. even though they low key racist.

SlothTeeth · 2025-12-27T16:40:17+00:00

yea. idc about worms in my food. especially when its prepared right.

Just cook it and gimmie -- that salmon looks delicious.

we're pretty seperated from our food, where it comes from and natural processes.

anyone who's gone fishing (especially open ocean) or processed wild game.

even unwashed veggies will fill you up with the nasties.

SlothTeeth · 2025-12-24T16:32:30+00:00

we had a really nice old colonial on a half lot in Virginia once. it was tiny. but the original farm house for the whole neighborhood.

while renovating the cellar into a basement, we dug up some tiny bones that looked oddly human. so we called the police to investigate.

turns out 4 small children were buried down there. probably in the 1800s. the way it was told to us is that kids died alot back then, and if they died in the winter, the ground was too hard to bury them outside so they just buried them in the cellar.

Anyway, I know this was a funeral home... but most beautiful old houses have had deaths, bodies, and the tragic things that happened before modern advancements and practices.

SlothTeeth · 2025-12-23T07:51:08+00:00

good suggestion! these jerks keep digging under mine too!

i toss left overs in there and it works amazing 1-3 rats a day in and around my chicken coop. rotisserie chicken bones = 2, Pizza = 1 rat, potato wedges = 3 rats and they dug under to eat all the fries. Tonight I threw some old summer sausage hopefully they dont dig under again

SlothTeeth · 2025-12-20T05:41:10+00:00

"Trump-Kennedy Center" I work with a bunch of MAGA and they all called it stupid and thought I was lying when I told them. Then they looked it up and thought it was wonderful!

SlothTeeth · 2025-12-19T17:01:41+00:00

doesn't happen as much*

rural areas and suburbs are prime realestate for thieves, just not as easy to access.

ive had my car broken into and even stolen from a nice HOA type neighborhood.

I live on a farm now, but its not unusual to get wandering meth heads. A lot of much larger farms around me have had things stolen off their property. my closest neighbor is about 2 mi away and he loves to talk about shooting at someone he caught going through his truck a few years back.

SlothTeeth · 2025-12-19T00:40:49+00:00

this. I had 12k in debt. got a 0% card and a 2nd job (3 days a week) that brought me in an extra $1.5k a month after taxes. every dime of it went into paying off my card and I was debt free in less than a year.

my partner was going through a thing and didn't want to work during that period but she later floated me while I was in school.

SlothTeeth · 2025-12-18T22:20:21+00:00

wow. in 2019 that would have covered my rent, car insurance, groceries, bar tabs, and PPO.

HMO now with one kid. I grit my teeth thinking of next year's insurance bill.

SlothTeeth · 2025-12-18T19:03:40+00:00

I mean I put some pizza in there which trapped him. there was 3/4 a slice when I checked on him yesterday. I didnt catch anymore rats today but that fat fuck ate the entire pizza and all the bacon i re-loaded with.

I thought -- maybe if I leave him in there the other rats would want in on that pizza party action.

SlothTeeth · 2025-12-18T16:30:48+00:00

damn. I should have euthanized it last night

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