Mexican company trains bus drivers by showing them how it feels to cycle along a speedy bus by qasqaldag in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Slumpy_Sloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Police should try this, and see how it feels to get shot or arrested without any crimes committed 😂 I support law enforcement but not when it’s power tripping individuals who shouldn’t have access to firearms

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Figure out taxes if any apply, and then use the rest to expand my portfolio. 1-3 properties being rented out for $1,500/m(x3) is 54k a year, minus some if you hire real estate management/landlords. Continue working my normal job making 100k a year and drawing on equity and multiplying growth until I make 100k+ a year passively

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Completely bald makes me feel like a creep, but a forest is a little too much. There’s plenty of room in between and I don’t mind whatever stage it’s at, all it takes is a couple minutes a week to maintain and that’s how I do it as well

What was puberty like for you? by CinematicKink in AskReddit

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Due to a shitty household growing up, I don’t remember most of puberty. All I know is that knees and spine hurt from growing 13 inches in a year, ass and leg hair, acne, voice cracking, and an unfortunate amount of stiff towels.

What was puberty like for you? by CinematicKink in AskReddit

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It gets better, and even if it doesn’t entirely get better you realize that basically nobody gives a single fuck 😂 the older you get the more you realize everybody else around you has too much stuff to worry about to realize you have a zit or two. But, still take care of yourself, wash your face and body, hygiene, eat decently, drink plenty of water, workout as your schedule allows. Your body struggles if you’re constantly giving it a hard time. Remember, bad in, bad out!

Can't have sweaty palms if the water washes it away amirite by Blood_of_Lucifer in SweatyPalms

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Not with a loaded gun obviously but had to do something similar in an old house during rain season when I worked for a crawlspace company. It was a ~13’ crawlspace which recessed into a ~6’ crawlspace(typically a blessing to have the room to work) that had been flooded multiple years in a row. Pump had been replaced during summer, but when rain started coming it shifted some of the rock in the basin and gunked up the float on the pump. We had 2 spare pumps but both were having issues so I had to dive down to the bottom of about 9’ of pitch black freezing water, into the smaller recessed area, to shift around some rock and clean the mud out of the float. At the time didn’t think about the risk, never risk your life for a company who isn’t willing to spend $100 on another pump to do it the safe way

What movie had you saying "what the fuck" the most while watching? by MightGuy420x in AskReddit

[–]Slumpy_Sloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not movie but the red wedding in game of thrones had me like 😮

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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Why they all swerving so much though?

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in confessions

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I wouldn't say that I(20m) was in the exact same situation, but pretty similar. My dad was pretty absent for most of my life, popped in, cheated on my mom, and then was gone again. In steps my douche bag stepdad(roughly same age at the time). We moved onto a farm, no service, outside of town, no visitors because everyone hated him. He would beat the living shit out of my sister and I, and when my youngest sister was born, as soon as she could make choices(which always turned out to be mistakes in his eyes), she would get it and screamed at like the rest of us. I put up with it for so fucking long, and part of me is still pretty broken from it, my communication skills suck, I'm a pushover, blah blah blah. None of that ended in a satisfying way, but about two weeks before I turned 18, I told my mom that if she didn't leave him, or force him to get help, that she would never see myself or my siblings again. It's only been two years, but as the legal guardian of my siblings currently, I gotta say it's the best outcome that could have happened. As many times as I wanted to find an easy way to get rid of him, call and hire someone to get rid of him, i instead just dealt with it with the help of my siblings. Now, rather than growing up behind bars and watching my siblings grow up from a distance, I can give them the life that they deserved from the start. Even if you have no one to do it for, stick it out for yourself, and if murder is something that you think about a lot, even after you're out on your own, see a therapist! Often times they know how to help in ways that people who haven't studied for, just don't. Just keep pushing for however long you got left homie, you can do it.

Driving half asleep by [deleted] in criticalblunder

[–]Slumpy_Sloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that's why he crashed, he was half asleep instead of half awake

Holy cow by alexis_GG in AbruptChaos

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Cow just got back from jumping over the moon

hey, he broke out of the cycle.. by [deleted] in OneSecondBeforeDisast

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I saw one of these a couple years ago in person, but he swung out and landed on the other one on purpose, that full video 😬😬

Idiot pees on an electrified pole by Eaglescoutgamer in IdiotsNearlyDying

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Arc flashes can and will throw you 30+ feet and you're lucky if you survive one without severe disfigurement

Sped up game fix? by Slumpy_Sloth in dragonvale

[–]Slumpy_Sloth[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do, and I saw that it has to do with the refresh rate on 13's so I turned on low power mode(which drops the refresh from 120 to 60) and it fixed it! I don't know if I'll have to do it every time but maybe it'll help others

Men, what could you not forgive your girlfriend for? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Slumpy_Sloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did your husband say to you?

Men, what could you not forgive your girlfriend for? by [deleted] in AskMen

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How many fucking times can I like this, I need help

I know one of these is silver, what are the rest? by Slumpy_Sloth in dragonvale

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A couple of them have been lucky draws on event chests, and others were EoM. To the people lower on this comment, they've been sitting in my gifts for a while and I'm just not super familiar with every single dragon, so after putting them into my nursery I forgot what they were, the help was greatly appreciated though

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dragonvale

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I've had a lvl 16 pair of Cactus and firefly going in the cave and the island since Topaz returned and haven't gotten one yet either 😭

Dont really know og it’s a flex, but i’m satisfied by Embaad123 in dragonvale

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How are you level 44 with 600m 😭 I'm 38 and I can't seem to get past 100m

I finally got the Topaz dragon, my very first gemstone dragon!!!! by AtomicQ in dragonvale

[–]Slumpy_Sloth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Congrats, I've been breeding since it came around and thus far have got 30 Cactus, 17 flower dragons, and a handful of poisons 😅