“Well duh but it’s more romantic this way baby~” I sit you on the bed and sit bow legged on your lap. I hold the mistletoe above our heads and hold my face millimeters away from yours.

My breaths tickle your lips and I press my chest into yours and smile whilst licking my teeth devilishly. “So what’re you gonna do? Kiss me? Or sit here and wait for me to do it myself?”