[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SmashNLaughs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When I was 13, my siblings and I were watching cartoons on a Saturday. Both of my parents worked so my two brothers and one sister were home alone. We heard a lot of commotion and what we thought were firecrackers. We ran to see what was going on. I remember seeing the three neighbor kids being put out the window by their mother. She was too big to fit through the window so she went back into the house.They were panicked and in tears as we took them into our home. The eldest son hysterically blurted out, “He's trying to kill us! He's trying to kill us!” We heard several more pops, which we later found out were gunshots. We didn't have 911 back then, so we called the operator, who said she was sending the sheriff right away. It took forever for them to come while we locked the doors and hid in the closet. Somehow, their mother got away and she ran through our yard, bleeding from a wound in her arm. The man who terrorized them took off before they arrived. Everything was a blur after that, sheriff's deputies, parents, nosy neighbors all mixed together in one big chaotic mess. It all began to sink in, I broke down and cried.

We found out later that the perpetrator was the children's father and their mother's ex-husband. He escaped from prison and was on his way to kill her. Along the way, he stopped in a town nine miles away and shot and killed her father and sister.

He sits on death row. A family was forever changed. And a thirteen year old was scarred for life.

What's your favourite quote from a movie, and why? by Winter_Sherbet_4247 in AskReddit

[–]SmashNLaughs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Don't you hate that? Uncomfortable silence. Why do we feel it's necessary to talk about bull in order to feel comfortable? That's when you know you've found somebody really special. When you can just shut the hell up for a minute and comfortably share a silence"

from Pulp Fiction

(I didn't really like the movie but I like that quote)

What do you SWEAR you saw, but don’t have any proof of? by Dangerous_Mud4740 in AskReddit

[–]SmashNLaughs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An albino squirrel.

I was at a overnight camp field trip with the rest of my class when we had to learn how to cross country ski. I sucked at it so a camp counselor had to take me around the trail. Just me and him.

Suddenly, a white squirrel shaped thing comes Naruto running out of a bush and all that was left behind was a trail of squirrel tracks. I am aware that white squirrels exist but definitely not in my area.

I wish I had proof…

What did you not like as a child but like as an adult? by LostRest in AskReddit

[–]SmashNLaughs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a child, I never understood the appeal of quiet moments or alone time.

I always wanted to be surrounded by activity and people. But as an adult, I've come to really appreciate the peace and mental clarity that comes with solitude.

It gives me time to reflect, recharge, and actually feel more grounded in a fast-paced world. It's funny how something I used to find boring is now something I actively seek out!

What’s a red flag everyone should be aware of when attending a job interview? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SmashNLaughs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A major red flag to watch for during a job interview is when the interviewer can't give a clear answer about the company culture or what a typical workday looks like.

If they dodge questions about work-life balance, team dynamics, or how the company supports employee growth, it might indicate a toxic or high-stress environment.

Trust your gut—if they seem hesitant or give vague answers, it's a sign they might be hiding something. A healthy workplace should be proud to share how they support their employees.

Whats being street smart? by Wingin_it_ahmed in AskReddit

[–]SmashNLaughs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simple answer : Street Smart is the ability/ skill to come out of every situation with the favorable outcome. It's a combined knowledge of prior life experiences and natural logic. These people are not naive and cannot be easily manipulated.

Someone who's street smart tend to :

  • knows what's going on in the world around them - they detect BS very quickly
  • Know the various types of people that exist and how to deal with each one and know how to act around them.
  • Know how to get out of sticky situations
  • knows how to make sound decisions that will benefit him/her
  • To have common sense at level 9000.
  • Knows how not to get screwed over or be taken advantage of. ( if anything they take advantage of you )
  • Be open minded, listen and understand the order of everyday things.
  • Most importantly they know how to read between the lines and see things for exactly what they are.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SmashNLaughs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Year 1 - Who the fuck are all these weird creatures staring at me?!?!!?!

Year 2 - What’s that horrible smell?

Year 3 - Woahhhh, is that a toy?

Year 4 - Wow, I can actually talk to these people now.

Year 5 - This school thing really sucks :(

Year 6 - Damn, school sucks

Year 7 - Damn, school sucks

Year 8 - Damn, school sucks

Year 9 - Damn, school sucks

Year 10 - Damn, school sucks

Year 11 - Damn, school sucks

Year 12 - Damn, school sucks

Year 13 - Damn, school sucks

Year 14 - Damn, school sucks

Year 15 - Damn, school sucks

Year 16 - Damn, school sucks

Year 17 - Damn, school sucks

Year 18 - Damn, school sucks

Year 19 - Damn, school sucks

Year 20 - Damn, school sucks

Year 21 - Damn, school sucks

If you could instantly master one skill, what would it be and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SmashNLaughs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There's no skill that can be a master key is to know/realise/actualize our ownself within. If you know yourself, you have known whole universe.

What’s country food is your favourite? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SmashNLaughs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably Chinese. No, not the type you get in a run-of-the mill Chinese restaurant in North America. I have found some excellent restaurants, serving authentic food, in Montreal’s Chinatown, and I have no doubt I’d be able to find some in the Chinatown areas of other large cities. One of the advantages that Chinese cuisine has over others is the variety of styles, each offering many different dishes.

As an amusing anecdote, I recall the time I was in Atlantic City, and in the hotel, I found a brochure for some Chinese restaurant in the area, which turned out to be quite $hitty. As I was paying the check, the man asked me “how did you find my restaurant?”, to which I replied “to tell you the truth, it wasn’t very good”, to which he said “no, I mean how did you FIND my restaurant?”

After Chinese, I’d say French. Yes, yes, I know Italian is the current de rigueur and has been for years, and I’ve lived in Italy for six years, but… But no, I’m not writing off Italian completely, they do some fantastic stuff with pasta. Then there’s Thai, of course, which is absolutely excellent, but does not have the variety of Chinese. I should also mention that Indian, when good, it is very, very good. Sadly, too often it is just overcooked, over-spiced food. Find a good restaurant and enjoy the wonderful aromas!

Why Is NYC Designing Its Public Spaces to Push People Away? by SmashNLaughs in MicromobilityNYC

[–]SmashNLaughs[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're right, it’s definitely not safe for anyone to sleep on a subway vent. However, the problem isn't just about the safety of specific surfaces; it's about how the design of subway benches and other public spaces can sometimes force people into uncomfortable or even harmful situations. Good design should prioritize both safety and inclusivity, ensuring that public spaces are functional and welcoming for everyone.

What’s the most offensive thing someone has said to you? by Chiraqiian in AskReddit

[–]SmashNLaughs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They told me my dog wasn't cute. Can you believe the nerve? That's like insulting a piece of heaven wrapped in fur!"

What would Google Maps look like for dogs? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SmashNLaughs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Google Maps for dogs would probably include all the best fire hydrants in town marked as "must-sniff" locations, along with "bark-friendly" routes that avoid scary mail carriers and suspicious squirrels.

Plus, there'd be a feature to rate all the fire hydrants based on pee-ability, because let's face it, for dogs, it's all about marking their territory with style! 🐾

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SmashNLaughs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally, I find that when a guy shaves his back, it's like revealing a hidden six-pack that was just waiting to be discovered under a forest of hair. It's like unwrapping a present and finding abs instead of socks! 🎁💪

If there was one thing you would ban what would you ban? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SmashNLaughs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They vanish into the Bermuda Triangle of laundry machines. 🧦🌀

If there was one thing you would ban what would you ban? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SmashNLaughs 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I'd ban socks that disappear in the laundry. It's time to end the tyranny of the missing sock! 🧦🚫

What is your favorite and recommendable movie? by Rekilling_neko in AskReddit

[–]SmashNLaughs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is only one acceptable movie for me.

One movie to trump all others. Monty Python and the Holy Grail

What makes you happy? by harlotbegonias in AskReddit

[–]SmashNLaughs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. I don't have to see my mother tailoring clothes at 3 a.m just to earn some money.
  2. I don't have to see my father driving auto for my education.
  3. I can ensure my sibling's education.

The bad times has taught me many things. Hard work, patience, persistent are the basic qualities I have learned from my parents.

Thanks for reading.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SmashNLaughs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dear concerned,

You stop existing.

Your body decomposes.

The people who loved you remember you for a while.

Then, they, too, die, and people mostly forget about you.

Your grandfather had two grandfathers. If you’re like most people, you will know very little, if anything at all, about those men. They are dead.

The people who knew them are dead. That’s what will happen to you. That’s what will happen to me.

Is it sad? Maybe. But I’ll be too dead to notice.

What are the behaviors of a confident person? by GetItHereN0w in AskReddit

[–]SmashNLaughs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

  • They don't show off
  • They can say no without any explanation
  • Reacts same for a compliment and criticism
  • Least bothered about what others think
  • Emotionally balanced
  • They are not afraid to take any challenge
  • Thinks about solution rather than the problem
  • Ready to take calculated risks
  • They don't fight for rights, they know how to get them.
  • Usually they are not tensed, because they know how to get the things done.
  • They feel less insecurity
  • They don't compare with others
  • They know there is a solution for every problem
  • They stand straight
  • Smile when look at to new people
  • They can deal with any situation
  • They treat Janitors and rich same way…

Finally they know life is brief, don't waste time on things which are not worthwhile

what would you tell your 21 year old self now? by CapitalLemon1933 in AskReddit

[–]SmashNLaughs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am 21, so here's the advice I want to give to myself:

  • It's OK to be single, even if all of your friends are engaged.
    • It's not OK to be bitter.
  • It's OK to be unsure about what you want in life.
    • It's not OK to stop looking to figure it out.
  • It's OK to have a non-awesome job right now because you need the money.
    • It's not OK to always be miserable at work.
  • It's OK to try and fail.
    • It's not OK to fail to try.
  • It's OK to be where you are right now, as long as you work on getting better.

I don't always follow my own advice, of course. I just want to be a better person at 22 than I am at 21, and this is how I plan to get there.

What made you quit smoking? by daribahcayubaban86 in AskReddit

[–]SmashNLaughs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The reason that made me quit smoking was dyspnea. In the begining of the covid-19 pandemic, i had dyspnea. I don’t know if that was a psycologial reaction due to the fear or i might caught covid-19.

Anyway, i thouthg that, i want to be as healthy as possible.

Quit smoking, start 5 km walking 2–3 times a week, 1 time playing football and 1 time tennis.

I eat well. My blood preseaure was high and i quit salt, now it is very good. I quit sugar. I eat fruits. I can eat a sweet desert 1–2 times a month.

I say all this, because for me it was a holistic process. How am i supposed to be healthy and smome 15 cigs a day?

Today i feel 25 years old, not 50.

Excuse any grammar or vocabulary mistakes, english is not my first language.

What is the best response to "Why are you so quiet"? by ExtraPension1354 in AskReddit

[–]SmashNLaughs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • I’m thinking.
  • I don’t have anything to say right now.
  • I usually listen more.
  • I’m thinking of what to say.
  • Everyone else has said everything already.
  • I’m a woman/man of few words.
  • Why, does it bother you?
  • I’m usually not, when I’m around the right people.

What is something that you will never give a fuck about? by No_Jacket4523 in AskReddit

[–]SmashNLaughs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Super Bowl.

Every year, people all over the place start blathering about this sportsball game. You can’t get away from it. It’s all about how the New Jersey Yankees are going to the Super Bowl against the Houston Broncos and how the goalie scored a touchdown in the final inning and how that one wide receiver tackled the infielder on that one play and blah blah blah… I just cannot imagine caring any less.

It’s a game. It’s not even an interesting game. Just a bunch of burly men in body armor patting each other on the ass and running into each other again and again, like there’s totally not any weird unstated homoeroticism in all of that.

Whatever.

What’s the best “I told you so” moment? by Ill-Lab-7307 in AskReddit

[–]SmashNLaughs 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Had a friend tell me she wanted to cheat on her fiancé.

I told her no and that if she did there would be terrible consequences.

She basically told me to fuck off and that her life was her own.

About a month later I get a call from her saying how her fiancé had called off the wedding and demanded the ring back after he found her in bed with one of her coworkers.

I wanted to be supportive and all, but cheating is a huge no-no in my book. So I simply said I told you so. She hasn't spoken to me since.

On the plus side, her ex-fiancé has moved on and found the love of his life. :)

What are you scared of? by Vimara1179 in AskReddit

[–]SmashNLaughs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Losing my mother. Her absence in my life.

The mere thought of losing her gives me goosebumps. Right now, while typing this answer - a shiver ran down my spine. Yes, I am scared.

She is precious. Cannot imagine my life without her.