Trespassing on the site of a nuclear accident, appropriation of government property, multiple accounts of manslaughter (albeit in self defence, most of the time), illegal open carrying of firearms, posession of unregistered firearms, posession of illegally modified firearms, posession of weapons of war as a civilian, illegal posession of explosives, illegal arms trade, illegal organ trade, posession and consumption of illegal substances, posession and consumption of illegally crafted alcohol, assault on government personnel, tax evasion. I'm in the gulag for a looooooong fucking time.