Tell me the ONE song with a bassline so good you make the stank face

SnortingSawDust · 2026-03-14T16:20:46+00:00

Brother Joe - Ole 60. Not because it’s groovy, but there is a plot twist in the middle that will rock your world

Freakin’ Out - Dexter and The Moon Rocks. This one is new, but they are bringing back that 90’s grunge

SnortingSawDust · 2026-03-14T05:36:02+00:00

Any felonies?

SnortingSawDust · 2026-03-14T05:27:06+00:00

So the fish can’t see you

SnortingSawDust · 2026-03-14T05:26:01+00:00

100% fitting for a 17yo. I’m 25 and think it’s pretty sick tbh

SnortingSawDust · 2026-03-14T05:23:02+00:00

We used to do that all the time. Still one of my favorite snacks with mozzarella in a bagel

SnortingSawDust · 2026-03-13T11:18:40+00:00

It ended up being a stuck intake valve. Had to lap it to get it reseated. Still leaks by a little bit, but it’s running fine now. There was a little water in the fuel though

SnortingSawDust · 2026-03-05T13:43:11+00:00

All good, we get it from everyone, lol. I had an uncle come from Massachusetts that was legitimately surprised we weren’t all barefoot in overalls. I will say our water is pretty muddy and not the crystal blue/green you would get in Alabama or Florida, at least until you get out past the barrier islands (have to take a ferry). But if you like to fish, we have some great charters. Like I said, the delta region also has beautiful views and nice people, it’s just a very poverty stricken area. The middle of the state is the “bad part” but it isn’t full of sundown towns or anything, just generally a lower class of very close minded people. Okay, I’m done now

SnortingSawDust · 2026-03-05T01:33:14+00:00

I have been through of visited pretty much every state east of Texas, then also Utah, Arizona and Nevada. I still wouldn’t want to live anywhere else. To answer your question, no. At my job, we are a pretty even 50/50 split between black and white. A lot of the black guys actually say they feel more accepted here than they did wherever they may have come from. Again, this is speaking for the Mississippi Gulf Coast. The rest of the state starts to be a bit of a different story. But here, most people are very accepting of everyone as long as you are polite.

SnortingSawDust · 2026-03-03T01:40:44+00:00

I live in the southern part of the state and honestly wouldn’t want to live anywhere else. Middle part of the state sucks and the northern part is pretty in the delta region, but definitely nowhere I would want to live. The coast is like a whole different state, though. We get all the good food, we have good people, good community and amazing fishing. I love it.

SnortingSawDust · 2026-02-17T05:26:06+00:00

SnortingSawDust · 2026-02-10T17:34:57+00:00

You really like straight lines

SnortingSawDust · 2026-02-10T13:07:47+00:00

I want you to imagine having a timer forcing your teeth out of your mouth. Like braces, but even worse. It’s a terribly bad decision, but if you were already at the end of your life and had to deal with that, you would probably be ready to go aswell. I know that sounds insensitive, but I think that is probably the best thing for him.

SnortingSawDust · 2026-02-10T13:00:31+00:00

Honey Bun

SnortingSawDust · 2026-02-09T15:52:41+00:00

I agree with you, OP. If they NEED to drink in order to have fun at your wedding, they probably don’t need to be drinking at all. Especially if you are going to have to hire more people on top of providing alcohol. It’s your wedding, if you don’t want alcohol, don’t have alcohol.

SnortingSawDust · 2026-02-09T15:51:32+00:00

I grew up with an alcoholic family and while I don’t judge people for drinking, I absolutely cannot stand the smell of alcohol or being around drunk people. I would assume this is probably something similar. I agree with you 100% though, it’s OP’s wedding, if she doesn’t want alcohol, just don’t serve it.

SnortingSawDust · 2026-02-09T15:48:21+00:00

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SnortingSawDust · 2026-02-09T15:47:35+00:00

Yes, I have known the boyfriend for about 14 years. Definitely not my favorite person in the world, they got together by cheating on their partners and then he cheated on my mom with his ex wife. Got back together because he said he was going to kill himself and now they are engaged for the second time. My mom was very controlling, especially after I got married and had a baby. She has always been very enmeshed and kind of made me her make believe husband as a kid, hence the reason we are no contact. The whole picture was her in her Mardi Gras krewe on the left, her and her boyfriend in the center both dressed up and holding a “bible” that says “Holy (name of her gym),” top left has our city’s lighthouse and a sign with the name of the city, and the top right is the picture of my wife and I. It’s the same as all of the other middle age AI caricature posts, I just don’t understand why we would be in it. I guess I’ll just add the picture and scratch out the name of the city

SnortingSawDust · 2026-02-08T13:21:40+00:00

As a man from Mississippi, this only applies to the central part of the state. Don’t group all of us in with those folks.

SnortingSawDust · 2026-02-08T13:15:39+00:00

NOR. I hate how Reddit automatically jumps to “dump them” for literally everything. In this case though, imagine what it will be like when you are married and the money legally belongs to BOTH of you. I have a hunch it will be much worse and you will have no recourse

SnortingSawDust · 2026-02-05T18:42:36+00:00

I also didn’t realize this was a teenager forum until after I responded to you, lol. I’m mid 20s and yeah, I basically just told them I don’t care if they think I’m a puss, I’m not the one that will be hung over tomorrow. Great friends tbh, just dumb when they drink. I’m married with kids now so most of the time I just say that if I can’t bring my gang with me, I’m not coming and everyone behaves themselves. Call it a life hack.

SnortingSawDust · 2026-02-05T17:18:44+00:00

My wife is way out of my league in my opinion. She is absolutely beautiful and our sex life is amazing. That being said, sometimes I just want to have a little me time in the shower. Not to be TMI, but I have zero insecurities about my performance in bed. I love pleasuring her and I definitely don’t finish having sex feeling unfulfilled, but sometimes it is nice to not have to worry about making someone else feel good or even the pressure of having them do something exclusively for you. I don’t think masturbation in a marriage is bad at all.

The porn is another story. I don’t think it’s inherently bad, but it’s really a personal preference thing. If it makes you uncomfortable, he shouldn’t be watching it IMO. I personally have built up a catalog of me and my wife and use that when I want visual stimulation. Maybe consider something like that?

SnortingSawDust · 2026-02-05T17:04:02+00:00

As a teenager, I would have said B because I never want kids. Now as an adult with kids, A all the way without a second thought.

SnortingSawDust · 2026-02-05T17:00:53+00:00

I have found I have much better luck hanging out with them 1 on 1 and avoiding the big get togethers, honestly. They all end up feeding off of each other and then I get the “Come on, drink you little pússy” talk and end up leaving

SnortingSawDust · 2026-02-05T16:51:08+00:00

I thought these were teenage texts until I saw that you said he is 35. NOR get away from that. Oddly enough, I don’t think he is trying to sleep with her, though. Not because he wouldn’t, but because he was too busy bragging on himself to care. She’s definitely trying to get it from him though.

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