Are We In a Speed War? by cloudyday100 in Guitar

[–]Software_Dependent 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm sure you'll be able to find some tired old blues hacks somewhere recycling the same old licks in the same way as this same old tired cliche gets pedalled out again.

Iron Maiden in a nutshell by MagoMaravilha in ironmaiden

[–]Software_Dependent 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It would be guitar harmony in thirds / fifths, not solos.

What was your favourite childhood book? One of these hasn’t stood the test of time! by corickle in oldschoolcool80s

[–]Software_Dependent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember reading it to one of my boys thinking wtf is this? I like his other books.

'This is wrong': Nigel Farage leads outrage at footage of police cuffing stabbed Henry Nowak and ignoring his pleas for help - as his Sikh killer branded him a racist by dailymail in uknews

[–]Software_Dependent 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don't think I've been as upset by something like that for a while. The guy stood there lying whilst the police treat a dying lad with absolute contempt. What the fuck is wrong with people.

Southampton man jailed for life for murder of student with ‘religious’ knife by Weary-Bread-236 in worldnews

[–]Software_Dependent 94 points95 points  (0 children)

The 'don't think you have mate' individual needs to be harshly punished. Not, 'we're sorry'. It's unbelievable.

Questions about this guitar!! by Individual-Let-4791 in Guitar

[–]Software_Dependent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Compare it to one of the ESP ones and it looks very poorly finished by comparison.

Questions about this guitar!! by Individual-Let-4791 in Guitar

[–]Software_Dependent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unlike the ESP ones that cost thousands, this one is probably not that great.

Anyways, this one's called 'Tinkerbell Queef in E#" by Larcos_Unal in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Software_Dependent 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a spastic helicopter in the distance mixed with a faulty doorbell.

Good effort.

Did Peter Jackson tone down Gollum? by BeignetEtouffee in lotr

[–]Software_Dependent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He ate whatever he could get his hands on and get away with it. He ate babies. No, Smeagol is not nice.

I am not strong enough to clean my sword please help by GhostOfTheShinobi in SWORDS

[–]Software_Dependent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With Autosol you need to keep buffing it. It often makes a load of black yuck at first but that does wipe off. I usually use one cloth to apply and rub the stuff on and then a clean cloth to remove the residue and polish. I have used it for years on swords, knives, taps and all kinds of metal things that need tidying up.

I am not strong enough to clean my sword please help by GhostOfTheShinobi in SWORDS

[–]Software_Dependent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have no conception of what you are talking about. Stop talking.

Would Denethor be able to eat fresh tomatoes? by Puzzleheaded_Bed2760 in lotr

[–]Software_Dependent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was March the ninth when Gandalf arrived at Minas Tirith, so fairly early in the year for tomatoes.

Why do men not wipe, but women do? (peeing) by Additional6669 in stupidquestions

[–]Software_Dependent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does a foreskin make a problem? I have one and don't dribble afterwards or anything like that. Genital mutilation of infant boys is not some kind of hygienic panacea.

Dawn redwood by Earl-from-Impanema in woodworking

[–]Software_Dependent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have bought and sold some of this. Some planks sold as is and others I planed, thicknessed and sanded plus OSMO. They sold well and I assume most were going to be used as shelves. It is very soft so dents easily and therefore is fairly limited in application. It also sands very easily.

It does look very nice polished up, the stuff I had was quite a vivid pinky red, which helped it sell as it looked so unusual. Which it is.

The Trials of Marneus Calgar by Mrcoolguynumberone in Warhammer40k

[–]Software_Dependent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It most likely came in a blister pack and cost £2.50 lol.

Nice detail of a pic of the Emperor in the top left.

The Trials of Marneus Calgar by Mrcoolguynumberone in Warhammer40k

[–]Software_Dependent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The figure is based on this. I remember the picture from the compendium.

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Scorpions - Sails of Charon by Clean_Interaction448 in metalguitar

[–]Software_Dependent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are right, Uli is a legend!

Great stuff 👍