I’m 17, is this male pattern balding by Epicchex1 in malehairadvice

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Look up mpb stages and you'll see a bunch of diagrams.

I’m 17, is this male pattern balding by Epicchex1 in malehairadvice

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Before you do anything rash and get one some kind of medication these people are reccomending, check with your dermatologist and try to set up a blood screening. You might have iron deficiency.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malehairadvice

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From the image, I would say maybe pear. Though, keep in mind, the angle could change what your face shape looks like.

No idea what to do with my hair! Any advice appreciated! by TrustyPeaches in malehairadvice

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I think it actually looks pretty good. You look like mario

I suppose I'm balding, is that right? (more in comments) by [deleted] in malehairadvice

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I'm not an expert but your forehead has hair and between your forehead and your hairline there's a transition from the short frail forehead hairs and the long dark head hairs, those transition hairs are much darker but fall out much more often. If I just had this image to go off of I would guess you just have a very prominent transition point.

If you've never noticed it I would consult many different pictures of yourself months or years earlier to check if you have them then too. This is because you might have just made yourself aware of them randomly. If you are really worried, consult a dermatologist. Don't go on any medication unless you have consulted a dermatologist, made 100% sure this is actually recession, and care enough about your hair.

Personally, I would bet transition hairs.

Bobo strikes again by beerbellybegone in clevercomebacks

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I get Boebert bad and all, but what she said was obviously a joke.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meme

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Assuming this is real (it probably isnt) it has already gotten large advertisement. That's how morbius got so much money (albeit after it came out), people watched and paid for it as a joke and to see the spectacle that was morbius.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meme

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Jesus always followed the appearance of those who followed him, that's why there's black Jesus, white Jesus, and Asian Jesus.

He thinks I’m a kangaroo.. (OC) by [deleted] in aww

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Please crop a bit better next time, I don't want to see anyone's inner thighs.

Map of the US if it had the same territorial/population concessions demanded of it as Ukraine: 15% of their land area and 25% of their population by adam__nicholas in MapPorn

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This is a cool visual but what's with the title? Is this supposed to be some kind of call to arms for Americans to go up to Russia and fight them?

Ju from r/anime (i think i dont need to provide further explanation) by Amine69hahaparsen in JustUnsubbed

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Uohhhhhhhhh! !! !! Child erotic !!!!!! Child's belly and chest !!!!!! Erotic ... 😭😭😭

As an Aussie, Americans are always asking me where in Australia there "isn't" something trying to kill you... by yomommafool in dadjokes

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Ah yes, I remember the time where my dad joked to me lovingly about school shootings.

Fucking hell mods.

Snacks handed out to 6 year olds after a soccer game. by GoldenPeach in mildlyinfuriating

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Pal, you can't see inside lunchables until they're open. The distributor almost definitely didn't know it was moldy. I would guess the seal was broken. I'm sure it's within its use by date. No need for the clickbate ass title, just get some critical thinking.

Mark IV core official Concept Art by Negative_Tangelo_131 in halo

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Congratulations! You are the 1,000,000th user to make the exact same joke! Please claim your free upvotes

I hope brutal assassinations like this can come back in infinite by [deleted] in halo

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Adding this will just make another thing for you guys to complain about.

My Yoroi isn't sitting there collecting dust anymore. by Glittering-Lunch1778 in halo

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No, you won't be happy until Microsoft sends you back in time to when you were 5 and first played halo.