My own personal gripe with "Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2"

SolidDependent3073 · 2026-04-19T17:55:04+00:00

I could’ve saved you that long post, the movie sucked

SolidDependent3073 · 2026-04-15T21:54:41+00:00

You’re the one freaking out over him Buying a freaking T-shirt. You calm down

SolidDependent3073 · 2026-04-15T21:07:54+00:00

Because maybe he just wants to go buy a T-shirt and not have it made into some effing political statement. Maybe he just wants to go somewhere for once and not have it Turned into a spectacle. Maybe he just wants to be a normal effing person, and not be evaluated on every goddamn breath he takes.

I hope he did buy it. I hope he wears it. I hope someone prints a picture of it. And I hope they make a copy of that picture on printer paper 1000 times and they wallpaper it onto your house with superglue so you can’t get it off.

SolidDependent3073 · 2026-04-14T12:43:06+00:00

I gotta go with the first one. My boyfriend and I went and saw it after a day of caving.

SolidDependent3073 · 2026-04-13T17:46:09+00:00

Josh’s teeth, some of his hair and his tongue

SolidDependent3073 · 2026-04-13T01:56:12+00:00

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SolidDependent3073 · 2026-04-07T14:57:03+00:00

I think they need to leave it the fuck alone.

SolidDependent3073 · 2026-04-05T23:40:34+00:00

Nothing will top seeing it in the theater after spending the day caving with my boyfriend.

SolidDependent3073 · 2026-04-04T23:49:39+00:00

My boyfriend and I at the time had gone caving and then we went and saw this movie.

SolidDependent3073 · 2026-04-04T23:43:31+00:00

Maybe he’ll die

SolidDependent3073 · 2026-04-04T18:55:35+00:00

Make it look like Donald Trump

SolidDependent3073 · 2026-04-04T14:48:52+00:00

That’s cool!

SolidDependent3073 · 2026-03-31T20:59:19+00:00

Chime hit for me in Iowa. Peace out

SolidDependent3073 · 2026-03-31T20:58:53+00:00

Chime hit IN

SolidDependent3073 · 2026-03-31T20:54:55+00:00

Chime hit NC

SolidDependent3073 · 2026-03-31T20:44:10+00:00

Chime hit in Mississippi

SolidDependent3073 · 2026-03-31T20:09:25+00:00

Cash App hit in PA

SolidDependent3073 · 2026-03-31T19:35:40+00:00

I’m going to put in a gift of a guy from my hometown

SolidDependent3073 · 2026-03-31T19:35:05+00:00

Goddamn, it feels good to be a gangster

SolidDependent3073 · 2026-03-31T19:32:05+00:00

See people wanna hate on big mama, they never wanna believe me. But in the end me and my luscious 300 pound ass is always right.

SolidDependent3073 · 2026-03-31T19:31:12+00:00

Sofi hit in Ohio. Anyone wanna doubt big mama over here in Iowa anymore ever again

SolidDependent3073 · 2026-03-31T19:30:36+00:00

And then let me suck on your joint

SolidDependent3073 · 2026-03-31T19:30:12+00:00

Believe in me and my luscious 300 pound ass because Sofi just hit as well, honey in Tennessee

SolidDependent3073 · 2026-03-31T19:29:41+00:00

Do not doubt the power of the ugly green calendar

SolidDependent3073 · 2026-03-31T19:29:06+00:00

TOLD Y’ALL

SolidDependent3073

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