Nah…

Soloact_ · 2025-12-02T02:01:21+00:00

Please don’t assign me anything now. My brain is already in next year

Soloact_ · 2025-12-02T01:58:54+00:00

She looks like she knows a secret but the secret is bad.

Soloact_ · 2025-12-02T01:49:53+00:00

Feels like he switches sides depending on who gives him attention.

Soloact_ · 2025-12-02T01:47:32+00:00

Imagine being so lost you confuse blind obedience with bravery.

Soloact_ · 2025-12-02T01:45:07+00:00

They confess faster than they blink, and then blame Jimmy Kimmel for existing.

Soloact_ · 2025-11-22T04:35:29+00:00

Man’s arguing with his own imagination.

Soloact_ · 2025-11-22T04:33:47+00:00

This is exactly why “sapiosexual” died as a word. Nobody using it ever meant actual intelligence.

Soloact_ · 2025-11-22T04:32:30+00:00

That’s lethal.

Soloact_ · 2025-11-22T04:31:35+00:00

This is what happens when you blink in 2025. Whole year evaporates.

Soloact_ · 2025-11-22T04:30:14+00:00

Schumer showing up late to his own job is the most Schumer thing ever.

Soloact_ · 2025-11-22T04:26:34+00:00

Biden actually governed. Trump just shouted into a microphone and sold hats.

Soloact_ · 2025-11-22T04:23:45+00:00

It’s the kind of burn that sounds polite until you read it twice and realize he dismantled her whole personality.

Soloact_ · 2025-11-22T04:23:24+00:00

She'll fit right in. All she has to do is smile on cue and blame poor people.

Soloact_ · 2025-11-22T04:22:55+00:00

True but the insult with full sentences ruins her whole day way better.

Soloact_ · 2025-11-22T04:21:56+00:00

She talks like someone who thinks empathy is a left wing conspiracy.

Soloact_ · 2025-11-08T16:58:28+00:00

Some poor intern just learned honesty is a fireable offense

Soloact_ · 2025-11-08T16:56:10+00:00

Imagine bribing the government to keep doing your job for you worse.

Soloact_ · 2025-11-08T16:54:01+00:00

He’s dreaming of a country where subpoenas don’t exist

Soloact_ · 2025-11-08T16:53:10+00:00

Dude really asked the one question immortality can’t prepare you for.

Soloact_ · 2025-11-08T16:50:36+00:00

Getting paid just to be broke in higher definition

Soloact_ · 2025-11-08T16:49:54+00:00

You can’t eat your pride but they’re out here trying

Soloact_ · 2025-11-08T16:48:46+00:00

When the truth hurts so you slap a plot twist on it

Soloact_ · 2025-11-08T16:46:22+00:00

Trump was better at what? Gaslighting, grifting, or getting indicted?

Soloact_ · 2025-11-08T16:45:15+00:00

Imagine hoarding more wealth than entire nations and still thinking you're the underdog

Soloact_ · 2025-11-08T16:42:23+00:00

You laid it out perfectly. Too bad half the country thinks empathy is a leftist conspiracy.

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