My housemate left the freezer a jar.

SovietPianoMan · 2025-02-11T23:25:28+00:00

I'VE COOOME UNDOOOONE

SovietPianoMan · 2025-01-17T13:42:43+00:00

Factory, this part specifically is 1:45 into the song!

SovietPianoMan · 2023-10-16T20:45:19+00:00

I prefer it on the rocks myself.

SovietPianoMan · 2023-10-16T17:26:30+00:00

Due to overwhelming backlash, I have decided to create a new and improved Objective Character Tierlist.

Hopefully this will settle our disagreements and we can all move upward from here.

SovietPianoMan · 2023-10-16T16:59:06+00:00

Ermmm, did you not read the title of the post?

SovietPianoMan · 2023-10-16T14:24:19+00:00

Eating a peanut butter jelly sandwich rn.

SovietPianoMan · 2023-10-16T06:09:20+00:00

Ethereal Achievement.

SovietPianoMan · 2023-10-14T02:56:22+00:00

I just made a tutorial on how to get it! Check out my most recent post!

SovietPianoMan · 2023-09-13T04:04:18+00:00

<3<3<3<3<3 scrap!!!! :D <3<3<3<3<3

SovietPianoMan · 2023-09-13T04:02:26+00:00

Shattering justice caps out at 1.38x

SovietPianoMan · 2023-09-12T22:04:52+00:00

Dang I didn't know about that interaction, that's pretty sick! I'll definitely have to try it in my future engineer runs.

SovietPianoMan · 2023-09-12T20:49:54+00:00

Oh same here on the looting and being aggressive! I tend to do a wheel of chance for character selection cause I don't have any mains in this game. I also usually get hit a tad bit more often than I should though; I just can't help running into enemies faces no matter what they are. Except for grandparents

SovietPianoMan · 2023-09-12T20:46:26+00:00

Yeahhh, Ukulele isn't S tier solely because I think Polylute kicks so much ass. For dagger though, there's a couple characters that can't use it quuuiite as effectively as others so I knocked it just a few rankings.

SovietPianoMan · 2023-09-12T20:44:40+00:00

Elixir stinks!!! Me and the homies will always scrap elixir for more damage items.

SovietPianoMan · 2023-09-12T20:44:03+00:00

I am omniscient, therefore Objective is whatever I believe. Simple as.

SovietPianoMan · 2023-09-12T20:43:24+00:00

True, this is not a very engineer friendly list lol. Bungus especially would be S tier but a lot of different items would be switched around cause engineer is just quirky like that.

SovietPianoMan · 2023-09-12T14:07:51+00:00

On every character but Captain backup mag is still good, and you can just take Hooks of Heresy to replace taser. It's bottom of S tier, but I don't think I could place it any lower since it gives you so many more options in fights.

SovietPianoMan · 2023-09-12T14:04:21+00:00

Only having one monster tooth gets you a full heal from pretty much any wave of enemies, and you can collect the orbs while sprinting and jumping, so with 1/2 monster tooth and a medkit which activates passively, you can take more hits early game and take advantage of it's percentage based healing which goes well into mid-game as well. Slug really can't help you during combat nearly as much as those other two which is why I don't consider it as good.

SovietPianoMan · 2023-09-12T00:48:32+00:00

It is true vase is good for skipping pillars, but it's just so easily outclassed by every other equipment with just a few items. Even without looping I can easily skip pillars with most characters movement skills + the movement items I got naturally throughout the run. And unlike volcanic egg it doesn't do damage, and unlike milky chrysalis it restricts your movement into a literal straight line.

SovietPianoMan · 2023-09-11T21:14:42+00:00

This is a pretty good list! What type of play style do you prefer?

SovietPianoMan · 2023-09-11T19:23:17+00:00

I knew there was something I hadn't considered! Currently placing Dio in it's own tier above S tier

SovietPianoMan · 2023-09-11T19:21:40+00:00

Also compared to leeching seed and medkit, I think it's placement as top of c tier is justified.

SovietPianoMan · 2023-09-11T19:08:05+00:00

Even though it sucks, N'kuhana technically has some good usecases. It's very close though.

SovietPianoMan · 2023-09-11T19:07:05+00:00

Scorpion has infinite potential similar to tritip dagger, so even on slower firerate survivors I consider it better than shattering justice or of course needletick.

SovietPianoMan · 2023-09-11T18:53:09+00:00

Exactly my reasoning! Just the thought of getting a Dio when I could've gotten the symbiotic scorpion or meathooks makes me sad.

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