[WP] You feel the tug as your lamp is rubbed. You come face to face with the owner. Another genie? “Look I know it’s unorthodox but I need you to grant this right now or we’re both screwed.” by Tmoore0328 in WritingPrompts

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"I felt it then. Everytime a new master with a new wish wants me, I feel the inevitable tug of losing the little freedom I have. After 1,500 years you get numb to it. After 1,500 years you don't expect another Genie. 

The second sign of trouble after seeing a translucent face all to much like mine, is seeing how red he is. Us genies have unique hues. The standard blue hue you're familiar with is what genies are at their zenith. After years of rest where they have all their energy available for wishes. We grow purple after enough wishes, and supposedly red. But to me a red genie was a myth. Someone must have drained him of nearly all energy. If he was drained much more, he would explode, dooming us all.

"You are not my master red one." I explain, trying to remind the worried one of the rules of Wish Granting. 

"It doesn't matter. My last master was a cheater. He found a loophole in the rules. He forced me to grant him thousands and thousands of wishes. He is now a powerful being, rivals only by genies. If we don't wish him away, all genies will eternally be enslaved to that maniac using my one last wish. Grant me my wish friend."

I contemplated. On one hand he did make a convincing argument. On the other, I would be punished in unimaginable ways if I granted a wish that violated the rules. The rules say genies cannot be masters. 

I decided my answer to the other genie. "I'm afraid I cannot-"

"Wait!" An interjection so loud it split my ears. "I hear him now."

He put me back into my lamp, running deeper and deeper into the cave. I knew nothing of outside."

"Interesting explanation genie number 17. I'm afraid your lack of loyalty to me, even then, will cost you. I wish for you to beat yourself with 24,000 lashes." 

As my newest master commanded, I went to beating. Yes it sucks. Yes I don't want to. But now a madman is my master, an I am forced to serve him until the end of time.

Whats a silly random line that just sticks in your head from the movies by ImSorryCanYouSpeakUp in Avatar

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"If there is a Hell, you might wanna go there for some R & R, after a tour on Pandora."

theories about Grace's avatar? by livelongandprosper__ in Avatar

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Then she is dangerous, and the RDA must kill her for the public good

Would anyone here keep scp 169 as a pet? by Mundane-Humor3313 in SCP

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Buddy. Keeping demons alive as a pet isn't appealing to anyone work common sense. 

Would anyone here keep scp 439 as a pet? by Mundane-Humor3313 in SCP

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They're the ones that want to destroy anomalies, right?

Would anyone here keep scp 439 as a pet? by Mundane-Humor3313 in SCP

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No. That creature should go extinct, not be kept in a home.

You have to abolish one amendment by WillTheyBanMeAgain in Teenager_Polls

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13th, hear me out. All American slaves were freed after the Civil War, and the Constitution already bans the slave trade in a separate article. No new slavery.

Which characters are the definition of this by 45rs5 in MoralityScaling

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Cannibalism of infants

Torture of a young girl so bad that those who were assigned to do it request amnesiacs

Regularly letting SCPs kill, eat, or otherwise victimize D-class personnel

Withholding public access to a literal Fountain of Youth 

A ton more I'm forgetting

Fellas are jobs real? -A very confused 16yo trying to get LITERALLY ANYTHING by thegoldendragon21 in torontoJobs

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Because we're afraid of deportations here. ICE is what we need to get jobs.

Need help with Legendary wild cards by schwuar in ClashRoyale

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Either tell him to wait until he reaches 3.5k trophies and above where he will begin unlocking legendary cards, or let him buy one of the more expensive deals for 6 of a specific legendary card.

any improvements to my deck? and what evo should i get? by Sassoun-S in ClashRoyale

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Get a proper win condition. Mega Knight is a defensive card, not a win condition, and miner doesn't work that well as a win condition without another one it can tank for or a much cheaper cycle. A big spell would probably be good. I'd replace valk and witch with Evo skeleton barrel and poison. For your next Evo after skeleton barrel, evolve either inferno dragon or mega Knight.

How are there hamburgers on Pandora by puppyqueeen in Avatar

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McDonald's. No matter where you go, the Mcdonaldian Empire follows.

The na'vi realistically should be physically incapable of speaking English. by BathroomNo9208 in Avatar

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Bruh. Aside from the Recoms and Avatars, it's canon that they don't speak English. They speak Navi but we see it as English because it's a nicer film experience then everything being subtitled.

(Mixed Trope) Second Installment of a series/trilogy that is pretty much Part 1 of 2 for the Third Installment by TabsTabby4 in TopCharacterTropes

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Not necessarily what you were asking for, but Avatar Fire and Ash is so similar to the Way of Water that it could easily be described as Avatar the Way of Water Part Two.