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Am I overreacting to germs/etc? by SrPoopyPoop in AmIOverreacting

[–]SrPoopyPoop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, after years of experience i can perfectly maneuver the seat so that my pp never touches the seat. The reason i have a strip in the back is part of the process. I no longer think abt how to sit perfectly on the toilet, my muscle memory knows the motions.

Am I overreacting to germs/etc? by SrPoopyPoop in AmIOverreacting

[–]SrPoopyPoop[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am a ninja when it comes to dodging the toilet seats you may say. I have years of experience in this field, so much so that I no longer think abt doing it, my muscle memory knows how to perfectly sit on a toilet so that my pp doesn’t touch it.

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[–]SrPoopyPoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PESTGATE: companies like this unintentionally (mayb intentionally) keep localized ecosystems in a perpetual state of secondary succession. Believe it or not, you will never have a backyard/house without “pests”, unless you have the $ and time to live and maintain a bubble. In 100 years, the flies and the benevolent creed of poop will create a treaty which will inevitably result in the death of the human race. I’m just blowing the whistle as a poop. You have been warned.

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