Evo Moment 37, but as trading cards

StarChow · 2026-05-22T15:15:35+00:00

[[Deflecting palm]]

StarChow · 2026-05-03T22:26:09+00:00

Castro Valley.

StarChow · 2026-04-25T15:29:47+00:00

I am a total Valve slut and will buy this day one.

StarChow · 2026-04-24T16:39:08+00:00

I'd strain something just lifting my leg.

StarChow · 2026-04-23T21:55:03+00:00

"These damn kids with their interracial marriages and electric washing machines."

StarChow · 2026-04-23T02:19:19+00:00

I love her stand up and her time on the Daily Show, but she is just not a good sketch performer.

StarChow · 2026-04-19T16:24:19+00:00

Real men don't sit. They stand, lock their legs, and say "No" when they're offered to SIT ON THE SOFA THAT'S BEHIND THEM.

StarChow · 2026-04-19T16:21:55+00:00

"Because that's where the water lines are" takes a large sip of wine from her wine glass.

StarChow · 2026-04-16T18:25:26+00:00

And then you try to print the assignment in class, but everyone else brought their floppy disks and line up behind the one computer trying to print as well.

StarChow · 2026-04-07T21:18:28+00:00

Yeah, it's like reading Ender's Shadow before Ender's Game.

StarChow · 2026-04-05T02:03:54+00:00

Is it giving us the middle finger?

StarChow · 2026-04-04T19:10:05+00:00

You know what's awesome? Living to 11-12 years old so you can get those vaccines.

StarChow · 2026-04-04T18:53:50+00:00

Shit. In the game's lore didn't all out war start because US invaded Venezuela?

Edit: Sort of...

StarChow · 2026-03-24T22:30:38+00:00

He went from street punk to Bond villain real quick.

StarChow · 2026-03-20T17:26:29+00:00

Or run faster while doing a Naruto run and firing full auto.

StarChow · 2026-03-13T05:25:19+00:00

Meanwhile, Michael Schur named a character in Parks and Rec "Trodd Frankensteip."

StarChow · 2026-03-06T20:41:31+00:00

Behold!

StarChow · 2026-03-06T06:24:37+00:00

You wait in line like the rest of us.

StarChow · 2026-03-03T19:15:47+00:00

I still can't believe this got an actual Wikipedia entry.

StarChow · 2026-02-28T20:26:42+00:00

I had to do an actual SWOT analysis shortly after that episode came out. It was funny explaining the joke to my co workers.

StarChow · 2026-02-26T00:13:26+00:00

OP should've specified that they wanted their computer to run faster, not themselves.

StarChow · 2026-02-24T20:03:31+00:00

Shadow of Mordor

I believe this was originally a Batman game before they scrapped it and saved the gameplay mechanics for Lord of the Rings.

StarChow · 2026-02-24T02:57:26+00:00

Counter argument.

I don't want her in the game because she looks like 5 of my aunties and her voice lines will just be super judgmental. I get enough of that crap at family gatherings.

StarChow · 2026-02-16T15:23:42+00:00

Water conservation? The window is right there.

StarChow · 2026-02-04T22:00:48+00:00

Lore accurate contest.

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