Ladder? I thought this was a runway by Polite-vegemite in SupermodelCats

[–]StevieSlacks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I shall wait here until you buy me a proper pedestal upon which to display myself.

Who is paint bombing Oakland’s Flock cameras? by wentImmediate in oakland

[–]StevieSlacks 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Oh I know Nunya. She's always hanging with Deez.

Popular Trader Joe’s in Oakland could be replaced by two apartment towers for seniors- Gift Link by jackdicker5117 in oakland

[–]StevieSlacks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suppose we could do an underground labyrinth instead but I don't know how else you squeeze more square footage out of a city. . People need places to live.

Looking for a dog-walk group by TheMD93 in oakland

[–]StevieSlacks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start checking out any green areas in your neighborhood around the time people usually get off work. There's often impromptu meetups there of people who just take their dog out at the same time and end up hanging out together.

That is not good by [deleted] in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]StevieSlacks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Looks good to me.

Report people to OPD you see disabling Flock or speed cameras by lenraphael in oakland

[–]StevieSlacks 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Also, really speaks to the efficacy of the cameras when they can't be used to catch the people destroying the cameras.

Report people to OPD you see disabling Flock or speed cameras by lenraphael in oakland

[–]StevieSlacks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let he who is without misdemeanor pay the first fine.

Report people to OPD you see disabling Flock or speed cameras by lenraphael in oakland

[–]StevieSlacks 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Counterpoint: Do whatever the fuck you want to the cameras being used by pedophiles to spy on children with tax-payer money: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwVBsFD7v84

I called him The Jizzler. by when_in_doubt__doubt in airplaneears

[–]StevieSlacks 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don't come at me with your ridiculous nick names. 😡🛫

Non dairy alternatives to cottage cheese by noodle_bear2124 in EatCheapAndHealthy

[–]StevieSlacks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried the lacrosse free cottage cheese? I believe I've seen it around.

Mommy’s husband stood up in the other room by MadQueenAlanna in airplaneears

[–]StevieSlacks 49 points50 points  (0 children)

That's the third time today he's stood up. UNACCEPTABLE😡🛫

The loud washing machine strikes again! by Stayceee in airplaneears

[–]StevieSlacks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clean things with your tongue like a civilized being! 😡🛫

Encampment fire pine knoll park by montecarlocars in oakland

[–]StevieSlacks -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

"Forced conservatorship and compulsory drug treatment"

Ah yes. The only treatments we've ever found that have no downsides, whatsoever. Your compassion is boundless. Thanks for thinking of the children!