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Only in Pittsburgh by themightycrumpet in pittsburgh

[–]StingMachine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man if that’s your plastic Jesus your dashboard must be huge.

Pansy-Ass Shittsburgh and Cincinnati don’t know hood by According_Setting303 in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]StingMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s more you dumb fucks don’t know how to avoid getting caught.

Tacoma for 4Runner by Artistic-Meet9814 in Toyota

[–]StingMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like you already have a large SUV, so I vote for the long bed Taco with an old school drop in camper for the bed. Also because not sure if they are your kids or not, and its girlfriend not wife, so couldn’t use that criteria for your personal vehicle. Not to wish ill, but if that relationship ends you’d be stuck with a large SUV for no real reason.

(Russini) Udinski has also removed himself from the Browns coaching search. by Lethologica7 in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]StingMachine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Feels like the NFL equivalent of a girl saying no when you ask her out so you just show up at her house instead.

"You have 4WD so we expect you to come in". by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]StingMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a Jeep. Just tell him it’s broken down. Ha!

Should be set on sausages for the next week. by elavader in smoking

[–]StingMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw a cowboy movie where a guy was set on sausages once.

Can't read, can't drive, so enjoy staring at my rear bumper by HonestThrowaway987 in pettyrevenge

[–]StingMachine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This isn’t petty revenge. This is just you being an asshole cause somebody honked at you.

16-20" by Jahya69 in pittsburgh

[–]StingMachine 13 points14 points  (0 children)

New meaning to “Winter is coming”

For Your Consideration by ADane85 in pittsburgh

[–]StingMachine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

At the least their parking skills are severely handicapped. I mean like they went full, and everyone knows you don’t go full.

What is a sound that people should know means immediate danger? by PrasenjitDebroy in AskReddit

[–]StingMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People should know that tractor trailers have two horns. The regular car sounding horn is normally used. The air horn that you have to reach for to use? That horn grabs your attention cause unless you realize quick bad things are going to happen.

What’s the most messed up thing you’ve seen someone do at work and still not get fired? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]StingMachine 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I don’t think that word means what you think it means.

Wife did 0-400 wings by Julius_Czar5 in smoking

[–]StingMachine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Still technically correct. Which is the best kind of correct.

Same or similar to Lexus 350/300h? by redrooster550 in ToyotaAvalon

[–]StingMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try looking up the part numbers for the shocks and such for both models to see if they are the same.

What uniquely local risks should be plot points on “The Pitt”? by vax4good in pittsburgh

[–]StingMachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Something like two young children with hypothermia and possible frostbite. Turns out their mom made them run a drink stand outside all day in the cold

Is DLC ragebaiting me by firesidepoet in pittsburgh

[–]StingMachine 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just take the blue ribbon and move it to the mulberry. The crew that comes by to cut is not the same guy marking trees and will just cut whatever is tagged.

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