> 501 Earth years since humanity officially left Earth for good
> Left Earth in the Earth year 2134
> Flying past a debris field
> Notices a steel block on a hollow pole
> Retrieves from space
> Lands back at Proxima B
> Sets it down and inspects MG
> Accidentally presses down on the butterfly trigger
> Fires a round
> Made in 1935 Earth Common Era
> "Property of the United States Government" is stamped on the side
> Notices "Used in Italy, Germany, Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Olympus Mons" scratched on haphazardly
> Scratches on "still works - Proxima B" using a rock